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Epic Beard

1. Beard of Thomas Bruso, aka Epic Beard Man. The Epic Beard isn't white because of age. It's white because it's shining from brilliance.

2. Beard which is more than just overgrown facial hair.... Growing an Epic Beard takes time, dedication, and most of all, true manliness.
"Jeez, you heard about Freddie's suicide? Guy choked himself using his own beard!"- One way to use an epic beard
by umar_i February 25, 2010
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Bearded Clam

A 1970s era erotic novel term for a vagina.
by Dragonlady58 December 10, 2020
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Smokey Bear Parade

1. An exceptionally large amount of Marine Corps Drill Instructors in one place at a givin time. Usually in motion. (ie. parade, march)

2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.
Ohh my sweet-mary-mother-of-God!! It's a SMOKEY BEAR PARADE!
by Chattom, E August 22, 2006
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Raspberry plastic tickle bear

"Retarded ugly narcissist!"

(used by greg in diary of a wimpy kid 3 when he had to use code words instead of curse words.)
Greg: RASPBERRY PLASTIC TICKLE BEAR!

random guy: ?

greg: damn,i forgot to switch..-_-
by smartguy2222222 December 29, 2010
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V-Bear

A species of bear that is super cuddly that plays COD and masturbates frequently.
Husband: Honey is that a V-Bear?
Wife: No, it couldn't be.
Husband: No, I am pretty sure that's a V-Bear
Wife: How do you know?
Husband: Because that bear is jacking off!
by crosk December 5, 2011
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mama bear

a mom who can be cuddly and lovable but also has a ferocious side when it's necessary to protect her cubs. can be biological mom, or the head of a group.

can also apply to conflicts within groups, say between siblings or best friends, when the bear steps in for love of both of them.
"Blessings on your new year... your new classes... your interviews...

xoxoxo
Mama Bear"
-direct quote from an email

"Well before you date Anna you have to get approval from mama bear SaraJane"

"I told my mama bear I cried about what they said at school, so she met with the administration and then I transferred"

"Mama bear's give the best hugs"

"Sounds like my siblings are picking on each other again, o wait, there goes mama bear, nevermind"

Love you mama bear! Happy mom day!
by Salvador Mestizo June 1, 2011
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beard of sorrow

The facial hair typically grown by men out of sadness and apathy toward personal hygiene after a relationship has come to an end.
I've been a little worried about Steve since he got dumped by Claire, you see the beard of sorrow he's rocking?
by CityZen4 January 27, 2010
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