A tried and true weathered deck hand.
No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.
Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail
2, a first class sail puller
3, energetic as they cum
Weaknesses include:
1, weak and usually bruised wrists
No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.
Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail
2, a first class sail puller
3, energetic as they cum
Weaknesses include:
1, weak and usually bruised wrists
by ⚔☠⚔™ ayepirate.com September 3, 2014
Get the Master Batesmug. Kevin and Marcos were nerd-bateing all through lunch about how to pronounce "klingon" from star trek.
by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008
Get the nerd-bateingmug. by Warmtoiletseats January 12, 2018
Get the Bate maskmug. An advanced form of Genlo only acquired by 10 years of Genlo-ism. Tends to enjoy late night walks on the beach and being called Master Bates by his "little people" in his basement.
"No Masta Bates. I need to feed my family."
OR
"Genlo Bates, you are under arrest for 28 counts of child molestation."
OR
"Genlo Bates, you are under arrest for 28 counts of child molestation."
by Genlo's Ride April 14, 2009
Get the Genlo Batesmug. A woman who, when seen from behind, is very attractive. However, when she turns around, she's very unattractive.
Damn, check her out, her ass is AMAZING, this woman is hot! (woman turns around) Oh shit, she's a Mrs. Bates!
by hmmurdock75 April 8, 2020
Get the Mrs. Batesmug. by V3NOM2226 January 8, 2021
Get the Harrison batemug. When some creep or weirdo stares at you so intently, just like Norman Bates from the movie Psycho, they are giving you a Bates face.
"Did you just see that weirdo give me a Bates face?"
"Stop staring at me with your Bates face, it's creeping me out!"
"Stop staring at me with your Bates face, it's creeping me out!"
by KellyJane May 24, 2013
Get the Bates facemug.