It's where you get a chair with a hole in the center and have your girl sit on it with only a skirt and nothing else. You somehow trick her to sit on it and you secretly get under the chair and jackhammer her until she unconscious or when you feel necessary to stop.
P.S. normally only works on Virgin Schoolgirls.
P.S. normally only works on Virgin Schoolgirls.
Yo, I got that girl with the ponytails from school last night. I gave her the roadhouse barstool during our study session.
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That sneaky barstool Blue said he'd put up my bail but he never showed so I had to spend the night in jail!
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The act of multiple people being penetrated sexually by the legs of an upturned Barstool (with 4 legs).
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A speed talker, thinker, and user. An individual that speaks in contradictory parables. Nonsense has become the soul purpose of his/her existence. This individual is known for his/her themeless rhetoric and undeserved sense of self-accomplishment.
This ROFL individual has horrible interaction with women, thus reaffirming the previously stated. Incoherence and garble are two of three primary skills that allow this individual to function on a daily basis.
A Bartolozzi can be spotted at any "bro" function within a 200 square mile radius of Modeto, CA. This individual prides him/herself in maintaining an unkempt appearance; smelling of garlic, LOL, macaroni, and wet cloth. Bartolozzi stems from the Latin word "praetendere," which means "pretentious." If seen, remain calm and do NOT reply to his/her statement of "om nom nom."
This ROFL individual has horrible interaction with women, thus reaffirming the previously stated. Incoherence and garble are two of three primary skills that allow this individual to function on a daily basis.
A Bartolozzi can be spotted at any "bro" function within a 200 square mile radius of Modeto, CA. This individual prides him/herself in maintaining an unkempt appearance; smelling of garlic, LOL, macaroni, and wet cloth. Bartolozzi stems from the Latin word "praetendere," which means "pretentious." If seen, remain calm and do NOT reply to his/her statement of "om nom nom."
by The Architect's architect February 5, 2010
Get the Bartolozzi mug.This is a small gland about the size of a kidney bean that sits above the vulva just before the vagina. It is responsible for producing vaginal fluids so that sexual intercourse is smooth and lubricated. Older women often have a faulty bartholins gland, hence they suffer from a dry vagina. The odour of the lubricating juice from the bartholins gland is often dependent on the womans diet, but in younger women the odour could be described as slightly fishy. Red Heads bartholin gland secretions are particularly pungent and cunnilingus is a very tasty affair with Red Heads.
Sandra my girlfriend was a Red Head and her bartholin gland always produced plenty of vaginal juice for my enjoyment during cunnilingus. So pungent was her odour that I used brown bread to mop up her juices and I snacked upon her secretions with relish.
by clinton sounds April 13, 2005
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My homies and me picked up this skank and proceeded to barstool that trick. My crew an me ended up barstooling that ho at the motel.
by Mr. Bigg574 August 19, 2013
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