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e-bandon

to suddenly stop e-mailing someone (friend/business associate) after correspondence has already been established
I bumped into an old college friend and we e-mailed for while but when I suggested getting together she e-bandoned me.
by jilly jillowitz November 3, 2006
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Jack benson

a man with a humongous penis and balls made of solid steel
I bet that guy over there is such a jack benson
by fiddykiddler November 19, 2020
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banonion

A horticultural anomaly, the banonion is a fusion of a banana and an onion. Originally devised by J. Martin Bush as a high potassium, tear jerking alternative to the tangerine, this fregetable is popular in Webster, NY and surrounding areas. Kat Tat farms is the only producer of this rare hybrid. A delicacy in Upstate, NY, the banonion is primarily used as a poison control center method of inducing vomiting, or to ward off Kats (sic). Elvis Presley is known to have an affinity for the banonion as well as Bette Davis and Sarah Jessica Parker.
Katherine: "I hate bananas and onions smell like BO!"
Jack: "Ooooo then you would love the banonion!!!"
Katherine: "What is that?"
Jack: "They sell it at Wegmans with a free bottle of Pepto-Bismol!! I heard its good for creating a muscle face."
by JacknRochNY January 2, 2009
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Bannonite

A type of spiritual villian. The Bannonite is a street-wise pugnacious nihilist who wields an enlightened confidence in the anti-progress glory for this most unredeemable of all centuries. A prophet of salvation through self-preservation. A seducer of the weak and frightened souls. The leader of the fallen and the companion of the damned.

Although the term is made popular today due to rise to power of Steve Bannon, Shakespeare was the first author to discover the Bannonite concept when he meditated on the the nature and the essence of the Devil. Shakespeare's most memorable persona are Bannonites, such as Iago, Edmund and Hamlet. If Shakespeare was still alive he would sue the GOP for copyright infringement. Humanity has not yet discovered a type of literary villain more sinister than the Bannonite. We still see Bannonite villains all the time in novels and films -- for instance Tyler in Fight Club, the Joker from a Batman movie.
Putin: Now that we've put the Bannonites in the White House, everything is on its course.
Reporter: What will happen?
Putin: What happens in a typical Shakespearean tragedy?
Reporter: (thinking) ... Everyone dies?
Putin: Yes, my dear comrade. Everyone dies.
by londonsufist February 25, 2017
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bransonitis

N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.

Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.
"Dude, I have Bransonitis", "Who did you catch that Bransonitis from?"
by dudehigh5 March 31, 2008
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The Bannon

The young man pulled his back muscles while attempting the Bannon.

Political meaning: When patting yourself on the back just isn't enough...go for the Bannon
by lasteaglescout July 30, 2017
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banzon

The Meaning of a Boss.
Bossed Out All Day Mang.
The Boss Of All Bosses
that nigga banzon is a fucken g my nigga.
FSHO FSHO
by Boss Banzon February 4, 2008
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