befungled

confused or bewildered

I am befungled all the time by G Dubya.

by catdancing May 27, 2007

befuckled

like bewildered, with mindfkng.

Why are so many people befuckled by my way of thinking?

by galaxysprfx November 28, 2012

Baefriend

When you and someone else like each other, but don’t plan on going out

Mary: Jack and Chrissy are a cute couple

Jerry: Their not dating, they’re baefriends

by Zebtar November 3, 2019

comic befuddle

When one person tells a joke to a crowd, while at the same time another person tells a joke to the same crowd. The crowd laughs at the second joke and the first joker laughs along happily thinking people were laughing at his joke.

When johnny was the only one laughing at his joke he was comic befuddled.

by Jonathan MS February 24, 2008

baef

Pronunciation: 'bayef' or 'baayyffee'; a lazy, fat, and 'retarded' way of pronouncing or 'letting "beef" leak out of your mouth'.

1. One who is of unusually large;
a) Size
b) Idiotic tendencies
c) Smelly decsent
d) Fat & retarded proportions
e) All of the above

2. A whimsical way of insulting your friends, usually with no intended verbal harm.--Usually.

Boy, sometimes I ask myself: could I be a baef?

by Aaron Fountiane May 22, 2007

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

by Josh January 22, 2005

barfulous

disgusting, vile, odiferous, horrid or odious.

"I ate at that new Thai restaurant last night. The pad thai was barfulous."

by Marc Morgenstern January 8, 2006