Double backed beast

A euphemism for coitus. This form is more common in popular culture than the original two backed beast. Predates Shakespeare.

Double backed beast... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009

jaw backer

just another way of sayin chewin tobacco

"ay leroy lemme get some of that jaw backer"

by semperfi8762 March 25, 2010

smacker backer

someone who hits someone back in a playful way.

hey * smack * awww, *smack's back* - "you are such a smacker backer"

by S.Word March 14, 2011

Foul Bachelorette Frog

A popular meme among girls. It explains without shame everything a girl does, whether or not she wants to admit it. Deep down every girl is a Foul Bachelorette Frog, only the best embrace it.

Foul Bachelorette Frog: No shave November... You mean winter?

by SorryNotSorryDealWithIt February 25, 2013

Beardsen Backles

The nickname given to Jensen Ackles with a beard.

Beardsen Backles looks good today! I hope he never shaves.

by OmgWhyAreAllThePseudonymsTaken May 14, 2021

backed up

An unusually large amount of semen stored in a man's body due to lack of ejaculation

I haven't jacked off in weeks. I'm backed up.

by Mudesi December 23, 2004

bachelor party

A party a man's friends throw for him before he gets married. There is often heavy drinking and/or strippers (i.e. all the things that he won't be able to enjoy once he's married.)

Two weeks after Tom and Becky's engagement, Tom's friends blindfolded him, threw him in the back of their car, and took him to Layla's Tongue Shop in downtown Harlem. Then next morning, still hungover, he thanked them for a great bachelor party.

by John July 9, 2007