Backhousing

Adjective. The continuous, inept and ultimately inconclusive courtship of two or more shy and dithering homosexual men.

“Crispin really fancies Percy, and would dearly love to bum him into the middle of next week, but the fey, dithering fucksy won’t ask him. The silly pansy’s been “Backhousing” about for ages!”

by Professor Fucksocks April 11, 2019

Spanish double-backhander shasty

A squatting position when one has both arms stretched around the back of the thighs, thumbs facing the person performing the S-D-B shasty.

The boys saw a great looking girl on the beach, he quickly reached down and performed a public Spanish double-backhander shasty.

by Cannot June 19, 2008

four-wheelin in the backcountry

Butt sex. When a guy sticks his penis into a lady's ass hole. The penis usually ends up covered in poopies and generally quite dirty. this is where the expression comes from. Cuz usually if you go 4 wheeling in the backcountry, your car will end up covered in mud. Mud resembles poop and the car is a metaphore for your penis.

Female Infidel: OMG! Timmy was so horny last night but i was on my period. I let him go four-wheelin in the backcountry. It smelt like poops and now i cant control my sphincter so i wear a diaper.

Infidel: I went four-wheelin in the back country yesterday. Ass hole is the second vagina.

by Mahmoud Amidemajad March 25, 2008

The Texas Backhand

When a girl/guy gives a handjob, they turn their hand so that their thumb is pointing down, then grab the penis :)

"Hey, wanna give me The Texas Backhand?"

by Susana March 5, 2006

Background Check

A popular euphemism for anal sex. First heard on the Allegheny College campus in Meadville, Pennsylvania.

I'm going to conduct an intensive background check on her tomorrow night.

by mistakebymilake March 15, 2010

background musician

a background musician is a person who, without considering others, drums on every available surface constantly and poorly with his or her hands, or an inanimate object like chopsticks or pencils.

"No one asked that guy to drum on the counter with his thumbs, he's just a background musician."

by aubrey39 November 14, 2006

Backhand

Only performed when you are really pissed off. Should be done to teachers that resemble horses. The point of impact should be near the adams apple.

John: I gave that HHH bitch a backhand to the throat.
Joe: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAH!

by M4x1mus May 31, 2007