Auto-Bob

Continual noding of head up and down done by boyfriends who aren't really listening to their girl

As long as you use the Auto-Bob she wont even realize your asleep

by blckblt6 May 17, 2004

Auto-Nod

When you're talking with someone, and you're distracted, bored, disinterested, etc. you put yourself on "Auto Nod" by periodically nodding at them (with the occassional "uh huh" or "really?") to give the impression you're paying attention, when in fact you're plotting their demise, your escape, wondering what's on TV tonight, pondering the difference between "affect" and "effect" etc.

I was talking to my boyfriend about our wedding plans, and if we should go with Dahlias or Peonies... and if the invitations should be embossed or debossed... and then I realized he was on Auto-Nod...

by BobboFairbro November 03, 2011

Auto Spluge

When a girl is so hot you cum in your pants without any physical sexual stimulation.

"Man, that girl was so hot she made me auto spluge"

by trombonerguy December 10, 2013

Auto-Bestie

Automatic Best Friend.

When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.

Did you just call that person a twat waffle? That's hilarious dude you're my auto-bestie.

by prissorsxrawks November 20, 2008

Auto Pipe

When a person is willing to give "it" to anyone whatsoever, regardless of the time or place.

"Yo Brad, did you hit up Rebecca last night?" "Yeah man, she is a total auto pipe. I'm about to hit her up right now actually."

by Mockypoo September 16, 2017

Auto-rizz

A form of the word "rizz" which refers to the unintentional or no-effort rizzing of someone.

Look at Andy! He's got that auto-rizz!

by ptutt7 December 09, 2022

Auto Bands

American rapper.

Automatically touching (racks) thousands of dollars.

Coming to the stage...Auto Bands!

by Linkupinc June 27, 2020