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auto circumcision

the act of retracting the foreskin of the penis and keeping it retracted all the time so it appears to others to be circumcised; auto circumcision is popular among circumcision fetishists, especially some gays, who believe the circumcised penis is the most attractive; a dude who is auto circumcised looks cut to the casual observer in the locker room but still has his foreskin.
Dude 1: hey, i didnt know you're circumcised.
Dude 2: i'm not, i'm just auto circumcised because i think it looks better.
Dude 3: well, it would have been easier if your parents had just circumcised you at birth.
Dude 2: yah, but they didnt, so i just do a little auto circumcision on myself.
by Jason Corrigan June 17, 2008
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auto shotgun

you fag, u love the noob cannon dont you
by mr. counter strike January 7, 2004
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auto-Darwinize

To remove one's self from humanity by their own hands. Mostly for the purpose of the betterment of the species.
"The was the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You should auto-Darwinize and delete yourself from the gene pool."
by Optikal Fade September 6, 2008
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Auto-Bob

Continual noding of head up and down done by boyfriends who aren't really listening to their girl
As long as you use the Auto-Bob she wont even realize your asleep
by blckblt6 May 17, 2004
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auto-take

when you hold an object out so someone will assume you're offering it to them and take it off your hands
lara: (holding out ipod) who's freaking ipod is this? i don't want it!
...
lara: gahh i was hoping someone would just auto-take it from me
by mizaeroganse December 26, 2008
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Auto-Bestie

Automatic Best Friend.

When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.
Did you just call that person a twat waffle? That's hilarious dude you're my auto-bestie.
by prissorsxrawks December 9, 2008
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Auto-cock-blocker

1. A straight female that has something about her that automatically prevents her from getting sex.

2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.
1. Stacy has a mustache thicker than her boyfriend's. She's not gonna get laid; that's a turnoff. She's an auto-cock-blocker.

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2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
by PrincessR December 8, 2009
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