Austrian Firehouse

When a girl that your fucking has a huge bush and while you are about to cum you lite her pubes on fire and you then cum on them and she eats the mixture.

Omg, my boyfriend gave me an Austrian Firehouse and i totally had to bust a HUGE shit afterwards.

by Yourmotherlover March 13, 2010

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Austrian Horseshoe

A large dildo, normally a double dong.

Hey Kaj, what did you do with that Austrian Horseshoe you bought last night?

by Horseshoe Lover October 1, 2009

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An empire which existed from 1867 to 1918. It was created in 1867 after the Austrian Empire collapsed due to a Hungarian revolt and a compromise was reached to give the Hungarians equal power in the empire. The empire was made up of two roughly equal halves, the Austrian, mostly German speaking half, and the Hungarian, mostly Hungarian speaking half. The empire was plagued by tensions throughout its entire existence. It had a longstanding rivalry with the Russian Empire and the two often engaged in proxy wars in the Balkans. When the Ottoman Empire lost the Balkan war and its control over the Balkans, Austria-Hungary seized the opportunity and occupied Bosnia, which upset the Russians even more. In 1910, the empire annexed Bosnia, which upset Russia and Serbia, because Bosnia had many ethnic Serbs in it. Ethnic tensions soon began erupting in the empire, and it was on the verge of total collapse. Serbia hoped to destabilized the empire and acquire its Balkan lands, so it organized an assassination of the heir to the Austrian throne, Franz Ferdinand. Austria-Hungary then declared war on Serbia, Germany joined the war on Austria's side, but Russia and France joined the war on Serbia's side. Long story short, the war was a total disaster for the empire, and on top of that, the empire's ethnic minorities began revolting.

The empire basically came to a crashing and chaotic end in 1918 after its ethnic minorities took control of the most of the empire. The empire was then forced to pull out of World War I. In the subsequent peace treaties a year later, it was dismantled, but it had in reality already collapsed.

Often, the demise of Austria-Hungary is incorrectly attributed to World War I. The war itself, nor the peace treaties really dismantled the empire. The empire was already on the verge of collapse even before the war. The Empire started the war because they knew winning it was their only shot at being strong enough to hold their empire together. The Empire's demise was really because it was ethnically diverse and nationalism grew in those ethnic minorities, who were upset at the Germans and Hungarians dominating the empire.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 11, 2020

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Austrin

a cute face with a stupid personality, nickname is usually Rin

idiot 1 : Hey did you see how Austrin aka Rin fell right infront of us before?
idiot 2 : yeah that was so fucking funny!
idiot 1 : ikr

by Austrin herself September 24, 2020

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Ultimus Asteri

Ultimus Asteri is a ROBLOX clan created by user Xransot, and co-owned by TotallyMainTrynda (goes by "Color") and CrypticDIO (Goes by Syther). They're themed around PVP and have over 300 members. They claim to be the best, considering you can only be accepted or invited into UA through your skill and intelligence. This is ironic, considering Syther is a bum.

This guy who's a god at Arsenal joined my game and then said that I should join Ultimus Asteri. Literally, everybody in this discord server is a god at Arsenal.

by CarlisCroissant February 17, 2021

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