ESO Assistant

Like the best ever Discord bot for ESO!

Elder Scrolls Online Assistant. For real Trial Guilds!
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I used ESO Assistant to help me get gud at ESO!

by Magical Society May 19, 2018

jackens assistant

jackens assistant is jackens personal assistant that is very helpful and is great.

jackens assistant helps jackens everyday

by jackens November 10, 2020

aim assist

A modification that is "use at your own risk" according to hypixel staff

Aim assist is bannable.
No,it's use at your own risk

by MinecraftGamer01 September 28, 2017

Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.

I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!

by Give me a break! December 18, 2012

Stoner's Assist

A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.

Bro, I'm too high to hit this.

Stoner's assist, bro. I got you.

by Duckyruzic February 17, 2012

Homie assist

When two men who claim to be straight engage in oral or anal sex and claim that it's to 'help out a brother in need'

This is often used as a justification or excuse to engage in homosexual intercourse.

This phrase can also apply if the submissive member is part of the lgbt community and the dominant member claims that they are straight and visa versa

I gave my bro a homie assist cuz he needed to get some stress out.

by PhuzzyWuzzy September 16, 2021

Aim Assist

When someone grabs your schlong from behind in the urinal and guides your stream of piss into the bowl.

Jim: I got so drunk last night that Peter had to give me some aim assist.

by Bob Yeeters August 27, 2021