assbackwards

1. doing something the wrong way

The electrical work was done assbackwards, causing many fires.

The toilet was installed assbackwards. That's why it smells like shit in here.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

Assbunthole

Combination of the words asshole, bitch and cunt. Used for decribing someone, usually female, whose actions are almost indescribable in a negative context. Enables the user to use such negative words without fear of reprisal, as the actual word sounds less negative than it truly it.

"Whenever she's around her friends, she's such a total assbunthole to me."

by Christian Fuentes January 10, 2009

assbackwards

A goddamned piece of shit that doesn't do the thing it's fucking supposed to is "assbackwards".

Sony's new stupid box thing is goddamned assbackwards as fuck.

by Ruy_lopez June 24, 2009

assbag douchehole

Someone who retains the qualities of an asshole and a douchebag so well, a combination of both is necessary to describe that person.

Tim won the lottery and then took your girlfriend, all while wearing a pink shirt with the collar popped, what an assbag douchehole.

by Swartz, J.R. July 24, 2008

assburger

A person who exhibits the symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome.
Given the personality traits that characterize an "aspie", this term was probably coined by aspies/assburgers themselves.

You know, I think Albert Einstein was an assburger, which makes me feel not so sorry for myself.

by mochajoe June 6, 2005

assbinge

when a gay guy, who is upset goes on a sexual escapade

His boyfriend was cheating on him , so steve went on an assbinge

by atia October 12, 2007

assblowing

Adj. Describing on object, idea, or person that is otherwise beyond normal comprehension. An object that in a less stable state of being would cause a complete disruption of ones person or would cause spontaneous combustion, originating at the ass.

1. "Did you hear that little kid on guitar? My God, that was assblowing!!!"

2. (As an amazingly hott chick walks by) "Pretty assblowing right there..."

by The Bear45 October 19, 2009