ask jeeves

Jeeves is a sexy balding butler who looks better with no pants on rather than clothed.

Moi: oooh jeeves bend over big boy
(Jeeves bends over)
Moi:*whip crack!!*
Jeeves: IM A BAD BOY!!

by Joanna-Clare May 6, 2004

Ask Someone Out Eve

Every year on Christmas Eve, you ask your crush out on a date

“Jack you going to ask your crush out? It’s Ask Someone Out Eve.”

by JackJackWho? December 23, 2019

Ask a ninja

Used in reply to questions that nobody in the current group can possibly know. A reference to the popular Youtube sensation "Ask a Ninja" in which a guy dressed up as a ninja answers email questions about ninjas in random ways.

Person #1: Why would Sarah dump me?

Person #2: Dude, ask a ninja. How should I know...

by Sketchface May 28, 2010

ask jeeves bitch

A haltering phrase that is injected into a conversation to stop another from a bout of irrational questioning. Typically stated in the middle of a reply out of mere frustration or it can be used as an interuption of a 'too many questions' attack. May be a simple end rather than an answer to a useless question.

Example One
YoLandray - Hey man, who is going tonight?
Devondry - Everyone! Even Joe's cousin Lisa will be there.
YoLandray - Whaaaat!? Who is she with, who's she going with, is she with anyone, is it true what they... Devondry - Daaaam foo... I dunno, ask Jeeves bitch!

Example Two -
Sleepy - Hey Doc, is it true that sleeping aids cause oily gas?
Doc, Bashful aaaaand Grumpy - We dunno foo! Ask Jeeves Bitch!

by Berndoyd April 7, 2007

Ask.com

Ask is a computer-virus like search engine that you sometimes have the misfortune to get when you download some legal free program. It replaces Google or what other search engine you might be running at all aspects on your internet browser, searchnu.com can have the same equal annoying tendency.

If you are not a neard at computers, You will probably need to use some time to go back to your original configuration only to find a new annoying search engine kicking out Google next time you have installed a free program.

I did not remember setting my default search engine to be Ask.com

by Danmark November 11, 2012

Ask Gates

An automatic chat bot that portraits the persona of Bill Gates, similar to iGod in its nature, but original in essence.
Fun if you are bored

"I went to Ask Gates.com and had a talk with Bill Gates"

by pabloss September 29, 2008

ask derrick

derrick is a claw hammer, whose decision is usually final. when faced with a decision, derrick always obliges a suitable answer. derrick can decide if a vehicle part is suitable for resale, if a window should be open, or if the office calculator needs replacing.

is that switch fucked?
i dont know, let me ask derrick.
(swift firm downward smashing action to the switch)
yep, its fucked!

boss, can we have a new calculator?
no.
but derrick decided we need a new one?

by george was a goldfish May 12, 2013