Ask Someone Out Eve 

Every year on Christmas Eve, you ask your crush out on a date

“Jack you going to ask your crush out? It’s Ask Someone Out Eve.”

Ask Someone Out Eve by JackJackWho? December 23, 2019

Ask a ninja 

Used in reply to questions that nobody in the current group can possibly know. A reference to the popular Youtube sensation "Ask a Ninja" in which a guy dressed up as a ninja answers email questions about ninjas in random ways.

Person #1: Why would Sarah dump me?

Person #2: Dude, ask a ninja. How should I know...

Ask a ninja by Sketchface May 28, 2010

ask jeeves bitch 

A haltering phrase that is injected into a conversation to stop another from a bout of irrational questioning. Typically stated in the middle of a reply out of mere frustration or it can be used as an interuption of a 'too many questions' attack. May be a simple end rather than an answer to a useless question.

Example One
YoLandray - Hey man, who is going tonight?
Devondry - Everyone! Even Joe's cousin Lisa will be there.
YoLandray - Whaaaat!? Who is she with, who's she going with, is she with anyone, is it true what they... Devondry - Daaaam foo... I dunno, ask Jeeves bitch!

Example Two -
Sleepy - Hey Doc, is it true that sleeping aids cause oily gas?
Doc, Bashful aaaaand Grumpy - We dunno foo! Ask Jeeves Bitch!

ask jeeves bitch by Berndoyd April 7, 2007

Ask.com 

Ask is a computer-virus like search engine that you sometimes have the misfortune to get when you download some legal free program. It replaces Google or what other search engine you might be running at all aspects on your internet browser, searchnu.com can have the same equal annoying tendency.

If you are not a neard at computers, You will probably need to use some time to go back to your original configuration only to find a new annoying search engine kicking out Google next time you have installed a free program.

I did not remember setting my default search engine to be Ask.com

Ask.com by Danmark November 11, 2012

Ask Gates 

An automatic chat bot that portraits the persona of Bill Gates, similar to iGod in its nature, but original in essence.
Fun if you are bored

"I went to Ask Gates.com and had a talk with Bill Gates"

Ask Gates by pabloss September 29, 2008

ask derrick 

derrick is a claw hammer, whose decision is usually final. when faced with a decision, derrick always obliges a suitable answer. derrick can decide if a vehicle part is suitable for resale, if a window should be open, or if the office calculator needs replacing.

is that switch fucked?
i dont know, let me ask derrick.
(swift firm downward smashing action to the switch)
yep, its fucked!

boss, can we have a new calculator?
no.
but derrick decided we need a new one?

ask derrick by george was a goldfish May 12, 2013

Ask again 

When someone asks a dumb question or is being dumb or stupid

Boy 1: Why am I a simp
Everyone else: Ask Again

Ask again by Dinosaurthings May 29, 2020