as fuck

A phrase used to express the intensity of something.

Dude!! My piss is clear as fuck.

That chick is hot as fuck!af

by ENEM D September 23, 2015

as dicks

A phrase used in addition to any adjective to enhance its meaning and/or emphasize the statement.

Guy 1: "That dude is tall as dicks!"

Guy 2: "My ice cream melted. *sadface* It's so hot out here!"
Guy 3: "How hot?"
Guy 2: "Hot as dicks!"

by Renegades January 26, 2012

as the crow flies

the distance between two places if you took a straight line from one to the other

it's six miles to drive from my house to work, but only 3 miles as the crow flies

by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

as a friend

Bullshit response you get from girls/guys when they reject you after asking them out, only to be left sitting on your couch watching the TV thinking "Wait... That doesn't even make sense..."

"She likes me...
As a friend
Shes loves me...
As a friend
Shes Crazy about me!!!
As a friend! As a friend!"

by Mr. Goblin face May 29, 2004

As of late

A combination of two proper phrases, "As of today," and "Lately," meaning an event which recently happened or has been happening repeatedly. Current indifference to butchered English has made its use more popular than the correct phrases, elevating it to more innocuous than similar travesties "These ones" and "On accident."

Red Sox relief pitching has been terrible as of late.

by Pan Moon John August 3, 2010

as dry as a nun's gusset

Phrase to express one's extreme thirst, especially on entering the local tavern or other drinking establishment.

Quick, get me a drink, I'm as dry as a nun's gusset.

by Lonely Pigeon October 19, 2003

as hell

can be added to any adjective to add emphasis, regardless of whether or not it makes sense to reference hell as an entity.

its hot as hell.
its cold as hell.
this is stupid as hell.
that kid is smart as hell.

by Monkey January 24, 2005