Arizona Shower Door

A man who can only cum when their wife farts on their reading glasses.

"By the way, full disclosure, I can't even cum unless my wife farts on my reading glasses. Now that's my thing, that's my thing...we call it an Arizona Shower Door." - Derek Sheen, Professional Comedian, Macho Caballero album

by Allimac July 18, 2020

Arizona Brownie

The product of microwaving a turd to thermonuclear temperatures.

Billy: hey mum what's for dinner tonight?
Mother: you've been a naughty boy today, so your father is making Arizona Brownies for you while we go out to panda express.
Billy: but Arizona Brownies don't have enough nutritional value.
Mother: too bad.

by Sidney Stevens December 18, 2022

arizona bay

i don't have a definition, i just wanted to type the rest of that line:

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits...

by This name will appear next to the definition May 4, 2004

Arizona Speedbump

After you have intercourse with a female, you run over her with a car.

That bitch is about to be on the receiving end of an Arizona Speedbump.

by vegan pudding February 3, 2008

Arizona SlapJack

The act of slapping a woman after intercorse with a used condom.

"Dude, I gave her a nasty Arizona Slapjack when I was done. it made the plop noise and everything"

by JoeGrizzly October 21, 2011

Arizona Jeans

Pretty cool, hard wearing jeans - good quality American jeans - don't kid yourself they are nice -they fit me really well and I'm a body builder and they look great.

Nice jeans Arizona Jeans are nice, reasonably priced and wear well

by Jeffeejames December 9, 2012

Arizona Republic

1. Arizona's/Phoenix's most popular newspaper and, conincidentally, the worst newspaper on the planet.
2. A Phoenix paper in which death counts of soldiers in Iraq are A10 news, and some bullshit about AIMS testing is A1/front page news.
3. A Phoenix paper which publicly endorsed Bush during the election of 2004, effectively killing any reputation it had for unbiased/non-partisan reporting.

"just when i thought the EV Tribune was one step above the Republic, they publish this crap."

by 83 May 31, 2005