André

André is the coolest, quirkiest, funniest dude you can meet. An André usually has brown hair and eyes. He also most probably has a strange addiction to yoghurt, frogs and smoking matches. You're lucky if you have an André as your friend.

"Oh there is no yoghurt?"
"Nope André's been here"

#matches #healthylife #sike

by Pbjellytimeochhistorian December 13, 2016

André

A person that doesn't have an Urban Dictionary entry

Person 1: "Look up 'André'!"
Person 2: "There is no entry."
Person 1: "Plausible."

by Nimajn January 13, 2022

André

synonym of giga-chad

"wow that guy is such a André"

by Andradr January 4, 2022

André

See that fancy ahh É?! He will find out where you live and he will put an é, á, í or ó into your name somewhere. He doesn't like ú so don't worry

André has found you. He sees you

by GGUSZ June 20, 2022

André

He’s so gooooOoooOooood, he makes you look bad.

Oh wow is that all he’s eating for lunch?
You know André…
*Proceeds to eat whole bar of oreo chocolate*

by Pandushanka November 21, 2021

André

Tells the truth, brother, protector of others, aggresive, charming

Eyy that André guy is a gang member, ey we need that André in our gang hes a brother

by Madhouse_ December 11, 2016

André

André is an angel undercover. He has a big ass heart & will never judge you for anything, but that doesnt mean he won’t call you out on your bullshite.

André is also super funny and will make any soul in the room with him smile.

Person 1: I’m having a very bad day
*André enters the room*
Person 2: who’s that guy? Seems like you can talk to him
Person 1: hi André, is it ok if i talk to you?
André: of course! Tell me all about it.

Person 2: Ah, that’s so André of him

by Maria Supreme November 21, 2021