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bald man

Larry: oh no i think bald man is here..
Jimmy: oh he is time to get yelled at
Bald man: get out you guys are so loud and annoying
by wendysmithiscool October 22, 2019
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Bald Martin

my father who went for the milk and never came back
and a god amond us
morgz challenge team bald sudjfvgbgtefrdsscf team bard for life bald martin is sexy beast
by Team Bald 4 lyfe October 14, 2019
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Bald in the mouth

One who has no teeth
That bitch be bald in the mouth. I seen B-Mo has a bald ass mouth after that fight.
by Crankdat August 13, 2019
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Bald Vegeta

Phenomenon of rapid hair loss due to cancer or alopecia. Goku and Vegeta try their hardest to fight this off, but pass in trying to do so. *sir, mission failed.* *get em next time*. piccolo also has to lose his antenna, but Jiren and Saitama beat it easily because they did not have hair in the first place. Krillin, like the absolute rizzmeister he is, has reverse hairloss and grows a full head of hair (ice spice style afro), mocking the dying Vegeta the whole time (then he had sex with 18 and Bulma and Chi Chi)
Person 1: Bro you got cucked by person 3.
Person 2: Nah i got cancer I got Bald vegeta'd
Person 3: Yea i totally krillin'd him.
by BaldVegeta69 March 29, 2023
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Bald Day

Is a holiday, started in San Jose California USA, August 13th also known as bald day is a day that was created to support those whom have to go through chemotherapy. Participants of Bald Day will show there support on August thirteenth by either wearing a plastic bald skull cap or for the hardcore shaving all the hair off their head in hopes of spreading awareness for those living with cancer and or anyone needing chemotherapy for medical treatment.
Stephanie: Why didn't you just wear the skull cap on bald day?

Taylor: My mom has breast cancer so I thought I would shave my head on bald day so she knew she wasn't alone.
by Walter Phillips May 13, 2013
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bald almond

a slang word to describe men in their early 20’s with already receding hairlines.
“I heard Megan broke up with Chad for cheating on her again.”
Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”
by hopey777 July 17, 2020
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bald douchia

total asshole...bald guy with no regard to people or society..completely useless waste of fucking space...
hey dennis why dont you shut your big fat fucking cake hole...you bald douchia
by polarbearmike November 2, 2010
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