ambulance cadet

Ambulance cadets are as good to use as a chocolate teapot, they like to think they're medical specialist's but can barely even put on a plaster, they're know for exaggerating stories on how they saved a patients life but in reality just massaged the patients cramp away, they are also known for having all the gear and no idea as they carry a radio,stethoscope,gloves,plasters bandages,AED,oxygen and a first aid kit but do not know how to use these things, also known as tea makers and johnnys

Look at that Ambulance cadet all the gear and no idea

by John__smitg April 11, 2016

Ambijaxtrous

Ambijaxtrous: (adj.) having the ability to jack off with either left or right hand.

After breaking my right arm, I discovered that I was ambijaxtrous.

by Wordiologist May 5, 2016

Ambulance

A code name for a guy who you secretly really like

Damnmm!! I’m so obsessed with Ambulance.

by Limee🚨 May 7, 2021

ambuj

a pain in the ass

ugh, he’s such a ambuj!

by that man,nah May 8, 2022

Ambulance Chaser

1) An ambulance fanatic who chases ambulances as a past time.
2) A PI claim guy.

1) "Dude, that's a September 2001 Beds & Herts Paramedic Unit!! Follow!!!"
2) "Have you been hurt in an accident that was not your fault? You may be entitled to a claim..."

by Soiled Undergarment September 29, 2003

ambulance chaser

1. A lawyer who sits around hospitals waiting to prey on unsuspecting accident victims.

2. see Shark

When uncle Leroy got hit by that molassas truck he went to the hospital and when he woke up there were three amubulance chasers trying to get him to sign a retainer.

by Miguel Sanchez September 23, 2003

ambulance chaser

personal injury attorney who solicits clients aggressively - usually someone who serches th enwspaper or even the street for an accident that just happened.

It was just a fender bender that afternoon and that ambulance chaser was there before the cops!

by cathy kuzia September 22, 2003