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The reason people don't watch Cable TV anymore

I used to have cable TV, but most of the shows suck, and there are too many advertisements

by Wqter January 5, 2019

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A dumb thing that has somehow trumped the level of annoying that mosquitos have earned.

Fuck off corporate big guy. No, I don't want to buy anything from a sketchy site called wish I want to watch/read/write my video/article/novel instead of looking at advertisements

by BigManMitchel October 5, 2019

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Worst thing in the world, especially cringy mobile phone games

Dat advertisement suks

by ShimYeong December 24, 2020

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What your next door neighbor shows how small his thing is

Your Neighbor: *Walks out door and waves his thing around*
Also your neighbor: Hey! Anybody like my thing?!
The girls: EW! WTF is he doing?!
You: YO! This Advertisement is FUCKED UP!
The Girls: Agree on that! *Gags*
Your Neighbor: So do you like it or what?
You and the Girls: FUCK NO!
Also You: I think Im gonna go back inside and throw up...

by the man with dumb jokes March 7, 2022

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a sex position where the penis is tucked between the partner's breasts, where orgasm is achieve either by thrusting upwards or rubbing the beasts alongside the shaft

you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits

by KateHanami March 12, 2022

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A word used to describe a usually short (~5-10 seconds) video that generally annoys people. The reason for the existence of AdBlocks.

These advertisements are so f**king annoying!

by GarbageMan the 4th October 10, 2022

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

that annoying button that appears below almost every definition. when you click on it, it will bring you to a page where you can pay to promote your website.

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS is the most retarded sentence ever invented

by stereotypicallama July 5, 2023