5 definitions by the man with dumb jokes

ladigshitfromepants

Noun: some person looking at this word and digging in their crack

You: *Sees Post*
Also You: Damn, I never knew I was a uhhh.... Ladigshitfromepants?
Your Friend: Yep, I fell for it too. Don't worry.

by the man with dumb jokes March 8, 2022

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What your next door neighbor shows how small his thing is

Your Neighbor: *Walks out door and waves his thing around*
Also your neighbor: Hey! Anybody like my thing?!
The girls: EW! WTF is he doing?!
You: YO! This Advertisement is FUCKED UP!
The Girls: Agree on that! *Gags*
Your Neighbor: So do you like it or what?
You and the Girls: FUCK NO!
Also You: I think Im gonna go back inside and throw up...

by the man with dumb jokes March 8, 2022

Furphelia

A person who has a sexual desire or fetish for furries. I hope you don't have one!

Some of you: *Sees Furies*
Also some of you: ugh~ I love this!
Doctor: Yep, your mind is messed up. Can someone get me a barf bag?
Other Doctor: The first doctor is vomiting right now. You are diagnosed with FURPHELIA.
Some of you: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by the man with dumb jokes March 8, 2022

A Real Word

A word that has ONE word, and it must make no sense.

Richard: Hey! Have you heard of this word?
Sam: Whats the word?
Richard: It's A Real Word!
Sam: The hell, that's THREE WORDS!
Richard: No! I AM NOT JOKING!
Also Richard: I GOT IT FROM URBAN DICTIONARY!
Sam: Ok, ok, lemme go check it out...

by the man with dumb jokes March 8, 2022

uncontained karen

a karen that came with a warning label that broke out of it's hermit shell.

Me: Oh Shit a KAREN!
Uncontained Karen: What was that?
Brandon: It's a rare species of karen, an UNCONTAINED KAREN...
Uncontained Karen: Fuck you, kid!

by the man with dumb jokes March 8, 2022