access envy

Jealousy of someone's wi-fi connectivity.

FROM AT%T COMMERCIAL!! I OWN NOTHING!

guy 1:did you know that there's a zillion uses for corn?
guy 2:*searches internet* actually closer to 2500 from adhesives to sparkplugs.
guy 1:you know your high speed internet is giving me access envy!
guy 2:*from the beach*dude,just get at%t

by Bhai-Saab April 21, 2009

access ciderspace

Being really drunk on cider (or other alcohol)
Sounds like access cyberspace.

To access ciderspace.

Last night we accessed ciderspace

by Stoolbend October 22, 2013

Accesserate

To pimp someone out with accessories.

Hey Todd you lackin’ accessories, let me Accesserate you.

by J3DJ3D November 18, 2019

Abdessamed

Abdessamed is a scary but beautiful person . They mostly look like Dads .

Some of them (30%) don't look like this and are like average looking person.

Abdessamed is scary until you know him.

by Abde.uzumakislam November 22, 2021

Accessory Husband

A married man who was chosen for his good looks, manners, ect, to make his wife more useful, versatile, or attractive. An accessory husband is to NEVER touch or be touched.

Coined by twitter user @ojounya on 5 August, 2022.

Her and her accessory husband have gone out for oysters.

by aerosoldoll August 6, 2022

pelvic access

porn

A play on "public access"

(television) (channel) (website) (station)

I spent the afternoon watching pelvic access television.

I get free pelvic access on my laptop.

I put a pelvic access channel hot button on my remote.

by keloidformer December 3, 2010

Social Accessory

It's when a straight female has a gay male friend.

Monica —who is a heterosexual— is friends with Ted —who is gay— in other words, Ted is Monica's social accessory.

by Oberservin' since '89 July 30, 2013