batting a dry one

when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out

i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Pulling A Rogue One

When the director / creators of a movie or short film creates main characters that are pleasing and attachable to the audience, But then Kills them all off in a heartbreaking way

Hey man, did you finish the Call Of Duty Infinite Warfare campaign?

Yeah I did . The creators went with the idea of Pulling A Rogue One

Dang dude. That's depressing

by The Eye Of Glory April 23, 2017

rip someone a new one

rip someone a new one to tear someone a new asshole to beat someone sensless or near death not being able to fight back

if someone lets their dogs loose again my yard to do their business i will have to rip someone a new one

by bluebear May 19, 2022

For a real one

For a real one means like you’re giving it your all. You’re about to do something and you’re gonna do it good; you’re doing it for your grandma, mama, brother, best friend, your dog. You’re leaving people sister shook. James Charles likes to use this term a lot.

Him: Are you sure you want to do this?

James: Oh yes sweetie we’re gonna do it for a real one

by loverboy1130 December 17, 2018

dropping a stinky one

to go poop. also see taking a turd.

"OHHHH YUUUCCCKKKK!!! Who dropping a stinky one???"
"heehee, i am."

by sowutboutit?? May 9, 2010

das a good one

thats a great one

damnn pachh das a good one!

by apnq December 7, 2010

comforting a dead one

Attempting to re-arouse an overused johnson

woman: shall we love? it is a special night afterall...

man: you can try but after all the self pleasuring ive just indulged in you would just be comforting a dead one

by berrylads August 18, 2011