local singles

An advertisement made to take your identity and ruin your life

Hey dude I clicked on that Local Singles ad and my credit card and information was stolen!

by MikeGames February 15, 2014

Are you local

From the classic cult TV series, "The League of Gentlemen", meaning, are you from this backend of nowhere village full of freaks. If your local, you're an inbred freak from a small village.

Hey you with hunchback, are you local?

by I Amlocal April 13, 2007

fairly local

(I've) been here before/been around. This isn't my first rodeo.

*It stems from the Twenty One Pilots song of the same name.

I don't need your advice, I'm fairly local.

by Not A Red Shirt March 11, 2017

Local LEO

LEO is short for "Law Enforcement Officer."

A "local LEO" is a local cop.

("enforcement" is spelled with an "e," not an "i."

"The local LEO was on scene first after the crime was reported."

by ssltrain April 19, 2010

Local H

A 2-man grunge/alternative rock band from Chicago who has consistently created good songs with catchy riffs and clever lyrics since 1995 and received positive reviews from critics, yet has not broken into the mainstream. Examples of good songs include Bound For The Floor, Everyone Alive, and BMW Man.

Person 1: I went to a Local H concert last night, they were amazing!
Person 2: Uh... who?

by born to be down April 28, 2009

Local yokel

Townie, local hick, hillbilly.

I hate dealing with unsophisticated local yokels.

by Sup!!! March 19, 2010

Marion Local

Marion Local is made up of an itty bitty collection of church congregations that all go to the same school. Everyone you encounter is probably blond with blue eyes, semi tall and all have the same birth defect. All the guys egos are bigger than their dicks. The girls are loose lipped (take that as you please) bitches and their band sucks. The “town” also has a cult symbolized by the Flyer on their driveway. What the fuck is a flyer anyway?

“I heard there was a football game at Marion Local this weekend...wanna go”

“Ehhh I’m good...I’d rather not see us get beat by those inbred assholes again”

by Floobies8008 October 26, 2020