Pulling a Logan

Doing your intrusive thought but making a “mess” on accident

“Yeah was she pulling a logan and broke her arm

by Bobfincklehimer September 1, 2022

pull a logan

When you slip between two of your friends in bed and stroke em

Bro Carter tried to pull a logan last night on me and my homie.

by Tripple J June 30, 2023

doin a kenny loggins

Expelling solid log shaped excrement from the anus.

Doing a poo

Where’s Frank?

Frank ducked into the bathroom, he’s doin a Kenny loggins

by $tevil February 17, 2021

You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think

Trying to explain something to someone and no matter how well or how much you explain they just don't get it or refuse to get it.

"All the evidence shows there was no election fraud but trump supporters still won't believe, you can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think"

by Anton bevermarsh January 9, 2021

A.M. logic

Plans for your day that ONLY make sense because you aren't ready to get outta bed.

*Alarm clock buzzes at 7am*

Head voice: "I got an 8:00am meeting, but its raining out so no one will show up 'til 8:30 anyway."

*Alarm goes off at 7am*

Head voice: "If I skip the gym this morning I can squeeze it in tonight after monday night football."

I thought I could sleep in yet get to work on time if I dressed down and skipped breakfast. A.M. logic is dangerous.

by Underdawg215 October 21, 2010

ur logorithmic function a pansexual orgy junction

worse than anything known to man before. Based upon the multi-sexual origins of the universal constant: mathematics.

Mark: ur mom gay
Joe: ur daddy lesbian
Mark: no u
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Mark: ur grandpap trap
Joe: ur logorithmic function a pansexual orgy junction
Mark: *dies*

by next version of ur mom gay March 13, 2018

Logan A.

Logan is a great kid, well a 15 year old that is, who worked for me for a long time. We moved and I miss him soooo much. I really love that kid!

Logan A. LOVES to break

by NormaJean19 November 5, 2019