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alfred edgar hagen

a fat fuck who strokes his cock to gay porn
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alfred edgar hagen
by hopeioos February 6, 2022
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Alfred

He’s a walking contradictions sometimes he looks just like a regular guy, but most of the times he seems so unpredictable. He’s calm, but he can offend anyone when it comes to fact based conversations, people can see him as an unstable person but the fact is he’s constantly reconsidering everything inside his twisted head. He loves love, occasionally romantic even though misunderstoodly seems like an emotionless bastard, he’s a shy guy but he has big dick energy and will smack your ass if you happen to be in the same bed with him.
the ex-wife: “It’s Alfred, my ex-husband... I could never understand him, but damn I can’t stop thinking about him either.”

the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
by emeralda_therose November 23, 2021
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alfred

alfred is gat
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Alfred the elf king

A joke nickname for a girl or boy named Avery. Comes from Avery meaning elf king, and an alternate version of the name Alfred
“Hi Alfred the elf king. Did you do good on your English quiz?”
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Alfred

Also know as Alfred Pennyworth or simply, Pennyworth. An old white man with a British accent. He is estimated to be worth a penny.
Bro, that's Alfred!
Alfred got taken out!
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
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Dion Alfred

He describes himself "teachers pet" while he is not.
Dion Alfred always tells he is a teachers pet
by DIONNOTCOOL November 2, 2020
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