wadge

a great mass

i looked above me and saw a great wadge of rock jutting out...

by roland wadge July 26, 2003

Fudgy Wudgy

The act of defecating into a sock followed by hitting another person with said sock. The outward appearance of the sock should resemble a fudgesicle, much like those sold on the New Jersey shore during the summer by the "Fudgy Wudgy" man (an ice cream sales man on the beach).

I gave her a fudgy wudgy last night and now she smells like poop.

by Oaffy July 15, 2009

wet wedge

when someone wedgies another in the swimming pool, when they are wearing swimming trunks

Ha' did you see that? that boy gave his mate a 'wet wedge'

by wuddawhist February 26, 2009

widge

Verb: to milk all the enjoyment from an activity by doing it many times to the point of near-obsession. For example, to play a favored song over and over. This unusual verb, a corruption of the noun 'widget', resulted from the following statement:

"When I enjoy a certain song/book/game/widget, I tend to listen/read/play/widge the shit out of it."

This lead to the phrase 'to widge the shit out of,' which later gave way to simply 'to widge.'

"Later, guys. I'm going to go widge the shit out of that new Neil Gaiman novel."

OR

"Hey, have you played Super Mario Bros 3 yet?"
"Not yet. I'm still widging Legend of Zelda."
"For Christ's sake, man, you've played that goddamned game sixty-seven times. What the hell is this, 1987?"

by Kimic September 25, 2006

Your Heighnesess Honey Wedge

when man who is afraid of vaginas, overcomes his fear by roughly fucking one that has been out to sea for exactly 9 years and 63 days. It must also be covered in honey and barnacles.

After many years living in constant fear of the vagina a good 'ole boy from Mississippi showed how to do a tasty Your Heighnesess Honey Wedge.

by The Ramada Inn Eripidease May 23, 2007

wedged

staying up for 24 hours or more, with the intensive purpose of excusing all inappropriate behavior on your lack of sleep

don't pay any attention to him man, he's fucking wedged.

by discordia August 17, 2005

widget

In Mac OS X 10.4 and later, a HTML/Java/CSS based class of applications which runs on a separate desktop layer called the Dashboard. Dashboard is invoked by pressing F12 (default, can be changed in System Preferences) or by clicking on the Dashboard icon in the dock. They are meant to provide quick access to frequently used information, often live updated from the internet. For example, Apple includes a world clock, a flight tracker and a calculator, among others. Hundreds are available for download around the internet. See also Konfabulator, a similar system which predated the launch of OS X 10.4.

Don't bother with the fedex webpage, you can track that package with a widget instead.

Windows user: whoa, that's cool, how'd you do that?
Mac user: Those are dashboard widgets.
Windows user: Can I do that?
Mac User: No. Sucks to be you, doesn't it.
Windows user: I like typewriters.

by Chris September 3, 2005