wtf

WTF, Welcome to Facebook.....
WTF, What the F**k.....

^^^ either mean the same

Someone you hate just joined Facebook and you say, what the f**k (wtf) on their wall. Their new so they will ask what it means, Welcome to Facebook (wtf).

by Abbeyy July 5, 2011

wtf

What
The
Fuck

wtf means what the fuck, used in IM's and online gaming.

wtf was that all about?

by paris243545678687453 August 27, 2006

WTF

wtf stands for WHAT THE FUCK.

OMG...WTF ARE YOU DOING....

OR

(car falsl outta the sky) WTF??? 0_o

by im a <*)))>< June 9, 2009

WTF

Normally means "What the Fuck?" but can also mean "Wipe the floor" or "Wiping the floor".

Example 1- (General wtf)

Person 2: OMG A DUCK!
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Do you need a Mop?
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Or water?

Example 2- (Wiping the Floor)

Person 1: BRB WTF.
Person 2: Eh?
Person 1: Brb WTF.
Person 2: w.e bye!

by AshYouFreak February 17, 2008

wtf

wtf, IM and TXT abbreviation for 'what the fuck', used as an exclamation of confusion and anger

'wtf is that picture showing'

by Fred Be June 1, 2006

wtf?

stands for Wild Taliban Federation.
The WTF is a secret organization founded by Mohinder Takabilani in 1999. The U.S only first received news about the WTF after a U.S spy operating within the WTF leaked the information back to the U.S.

George Bush: "Wtf is the WTF?"

U.S Spy:"The WTF is the Wild Taliban Federation, sir. They are a group of the most gangsta Pakiitis you will ever meet. They are currently plotting against you, because you are a piece of shit president."

by PlayaHateOnMe December 7, 2006

wtf

An acronym most commonly standing for "What the Fuck". Use of "wtf" is generally more acceptable to use in places of business, where the complete phrase "what the fuck" could cost one their job.
wtf can also be used with the words "where, who, when, why".

(What) wtf is she thinking?!
(Where) wtf did he go?!
(Who) wtf do they think they are?!
(When) wtf will we get paid?!
(Why) wtf would anyone do that?!

by kaf1998mhs April 13, 2008