Theoretical Physicist at the Institute of Advanced Study, Princeton. In 2004, Time magazine wrote that Witten was "generally considered the greatest theoretical physicist in the world."
Most people consider him to be Einstein's successor.
He's a really smart guy: developed much of string theory.
Most people consider him to be Einstein's successor.
He's a really smart guy: developed much of string theory.
Dang it! Even Ed Witten couldn't figure out how to use this remote control.
"What's String Theory?"
"Ask Ed Witten, dumbass"
"What's String Theory?"
"Ask Ed Witten, dumbass"
by Iknownothingabouteverything May 14, 2012
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Man her juices are everywhere.On the TV,lounge,carpet and coffee table.She loved the Wittenoom Sprinkler I gave her.
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by J.Unleashed91 November 28, 2011
Get the Writenanence mug.A witten smack is when you take a wet kitten and smack somebody across the face with it. If you do not have a wet kitten in hand feel free to lick the back of your hand and give the person a good backhand to the face. It was invented by a coupple of bored teens that decided to have a wet kitten fight.
Girn:Oh my gwash I'm like so hot and like everyone loves me!!!
Guy:You better shut up before I witten smack you!
Guy:You better shut up before I witten smack you!
by Killzark March 24, 2009
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Foresees greatly in the future but still be grounded on the now. Can handle any situation with ease.
Foresees greatly in the future but still be grounded on the now. Can handle any situation with ease.
by Bobo Bolanski October 16, 2017
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