WoW

The vast abyss of hopelessness which means your ass is permenantley glued to a computer.
Signs that people will play WoW: You will not see them for periods of up to 72 hours at a time. They will smell worse than your grandparents barn. The only thing in their room is a computer and 200 bottles filled with urine. They will only talk about WoW at school or other social gatherings in which they go to, and those are rare.
When you go to your friend's house and he immediatly shows you the new expantion pack of WoW that he has just recently bought and is already 3/4 of the way through, smells like shit, and there are numerous bottles of urine in his room, you can expect never to see him outside again.
by A†heis† July 11, 2008
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The symbols from the Australian Securities Exchange (ASX) that represents Woolworths.
Woolworths is translated at wow except for the case of nerds who assume wow is an acronym for World of Warcraft.
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Acronym for World of Warcraft, a massive multiplayer online role playing game (MMORPG) put out by Blizzard which sucks you in an consumes every aspect of your life until you have no friends or girl/boyfriend or any semblance of a social life and your failing out of school, because you finally leveled to 60 and you have done nothing but run MC or DM with your guild for the past month so you can get your elite armor.
1. "Dood...I can't wait until the WoW expansion pack comes out!!"

2. "Babe, I can't go out again tonight, I gotta play WoW...I need the boss in this instance to drop my last epic!"
by Amalord's Girlfriend March 20, 2006
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When a woman whips out her breasts on Wednesday to a wow sticker
O&A exclusive to the greatests kings of radio

I just got WOWed
I got Wowed by some big ol titties
Wow she has great tits
by The Pest January 07, 2007
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acronym for many things but the most used here is for the mmorpg world of warcraft.

a large proportion of its players are pathetic losers who have forgotten their friends and are even using the weird language they use in every day conversation. omg wtf n00b etc.

but not ALL players are like that, i myself play WoW, but it hasnt affected me in the way that it does to most people, i still have my mates and my girlfriend.

this is the same for the very small majority of players who have not been taken in by the social life sucking power of Blizzard.

omg n00b u a1n7 w34r1ng full 3pixxx - no life wow addict

pardon? can you say that slower and in English please? - ordinary person

by H.Timms March 31, 2008
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Jerry: Hey, is it WoW today?
Tom: Hell yeah, dude it's Wednesday I'm gonna go whack off!
by aosmdavid December 23, 2006
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Whip em out Wensdays
Classic Opie and Anthony show classic for any pest
Stick a wow sticker on your car, any girls familar with the show will see it and flash u on the freeway or when ever

Also called whip em out whenever
Dude i got wow'd yesterday
Fuckin sweet man
by skmstr December 19, 2006
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