Muff watching: The act of observing young women entering the university library whilst necking a caramel latte from afar.
by The turkey gun gun December 7, 2010
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Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision.
The cure? Fuck a hot chick.
Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision.
The cure? Fuck a hot chick.
Jonny jon spent hours last night whale watching only to wake up blind the next morning.
Dude1: Your gf is fat yo
Dude2: She aint fat, she's just a bit big boned
Dude1: *Takes off glasses* here wear these
Dude2: OMFG!!
Dude1: Common symptom of whale watching too much.. time to up your standards yo
Dude1: Your gf is fat yo
Dude2: She aint fat, she's just a bit big boned
Dude1: *Takes off glasses* here wear these
Dude2: OMFG!!
Dude1: Common symptom of whale watching too much.. time to up your standards yo
by okcdude February 18, 2011
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(n.) A time when almost nobody has any reason to be out. These times usually occur at night, but may happen at any time, depending on the day. It's like the doldrums of the day.
Examples of witching hours include:
2 P.M. (Workers have eaten lunch already, schoolchildren haven't been let out yet, and cutters get bored and go home.)
3 A.M. (Parties have ended, most people have either picked up a girl and are riding the night out or have gone home.)
5 P.M on sunday (Nobody is coming back from work, but everything is closed, and schoolchildren are finishing their homework.)
2 P.M. (Workers have eaten lunch already, schoolchildren haven't been let out yet, and cutters get bored and go home.)
3 A.M. (Parties have ended, most people have either picked up a girl and are riding the night out or have gone home.)
5 P.M on sunday (Nobody is coming back from work, but everything is closed, and schoolchildren are finishing their homework.)
by sundayssuck June 10, 2009
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Hey! I just did like a bazillion second keg stand and ... *drunken mumbling*. It was awesome!
Huh, you like watching your neighbors watch TV?
Huh, you like watching your neighbors watch TV?
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Our AP English class got assigned to read Their Eyes Were Watching God, regardless of the fact that everything else we've read contains 200% more thought-provoking content than this garbage.
by Cognizant April 20, 2005
Get the their eyes were watching god mug.1. Susie's bf was so sweet, he stayed up all night sleep watching.
2. While Bobby was asleep, a girl was outside with binoculars sleep watching.
2. While Bobby was asleep, a girl was outside with binoculars sleep watching.
by silvercold9 November 25, 2007
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