Wing Dang Doodle

The male schlong. It's sometimes used for poking people.

MY B's L'em

Hey, is bill poking that man with his wing dang doodle?

by The_Scoot March 30, 2006

wing nut

A petite woman;
As a figurative joke; a woman with such a small body that can be spun around the penis during sex by her legs just like threading a wing nut

"I got my self a wing nut in Thailand"

by Luis Carballo December 25, 2007

Wing Span Test

Used by women to judge penis size of a prospective partner before actually getting down to business.

Fold the middle three fingers down and spread your thumb and pinky as far about as possible. This is your ideal "wing span". Anything less is unaccpetable.

"When you were making out with that Canadian, did you he pass the wing span test?"

by mememe626 November 18, 2009

Wing Manned

The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.

MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?

MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.

MW-She was like 400 pounds

MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.

by mpoppe August 24, 2009

wing bone

Wing boning is a sexual act in which the wing boner manually simulates a male partner by using the inner crook of the arm at the elbow, lubricated with blue cheese or ranch.

James got caught doing the wing bone to Matt in the men's room at lunch.

by Chippereslistein July 18, 2017

wing nut

a person who has ears that stick out so much they can get pay TV for free

Shut up sean you wing nut you talk so much shit, you neva got laid, go eat a cookie or sumfin!
sean see gobshite

by Systm September 16, 2005

wing mang

A true friend who will do anything stupid to get you some sweet, sweet action.

Paco is a great wing mang; he got me so much ass I felt like I was on a farm.

by Amy Derkson (Queen-tang) March 26, 2005