bowl winder

a shit in a toilet bowl that wraps around the perimeter of the toilet, yet still leaving a gaping hole in the middle

after eating all that meatloaf i produced a crucial bowl winder

by bwhaha July 25, 2003

Wind Meal

Eating the wind with a fork and a knife.
Commonly found near wind mills
and Spudgys.

I'm hungry, let's get a quick wind meal.

by Laalaalaaimhungry January 2, 2012

wind wizard

A person who derives sexual gratification by sucking the fart from someone's ass and then blowing back in to the farters mouth.

when she kissed me on the mouth and I tasted my own fart, I knew she was truly a wind wizard. And the boxes above link to other words a square brackets exampl when she kissed me on the mouth and I tasted my own fart, I knew she was truly a wind wizard.

by Chetballs July 22, 2015

Pussy wind

When you're eating a girl out and she queefs in your mouth.
it's a good thing and a bad thing at once, depends what you're into.

Joe: Hey man, I ate my girlfriend out last night.
Nick: Nice!! How was it?
Joe: All went pretty well, until I got her pussy wind.

by someone who loves cake:) June 4, 2014

gets wind of

begin to suspect that (something) is happening; hear a rumor of

How will Tonya react when she gets wind of the news that Alice won the talent show.

by CassCat101 January 3, 2017

hehe into the wind

Do something bad to someone without them knowing and laugh behind their back. Twitter complaining about him now.

The Angry (@NY_Wiseass): Michael Jackson was an asshole in “Remember the Time”
Kar L. Stine (@karyewest): Michael Jackson was an asshole in a lot of his videos. He’d step into the scene, flirt with a mans girl, cause chaos then hehe into the wind.

by Peeo September 11, 2018

wind down

To relax after any strenuous physical or mental activity.

I go to class all day from 9 - 4 and then work for most of the night. Whenever I get home, I want nothing more than to just smoke a cigarette and watch a movie to wind down.

by VooDooXII January 29, 2008