tiny wiener

An extremely small penis. Possibly the most humiliating way of referring to one.

The day after Ryan cheated on Mary, us girls all ganged up on him and stripped him naked. To really humiliate him, we chanted, "Ryan has a tiny wiener," over and over again!

by super hot Sarah May 19, 2010

wiener baron

An overtly feminine heterosexual male.

"When Nancys boyfriend Jim came up to me and said ,"Hey sailor, how about a hug?", I knew he was a real wiener baron

by chauncey July 27, 2004

Wiener Punch

1. To punch someone in the wiener

2. To punch someone with ones wiener

1. I really want to wiener punch this guy.
2. Bob just wiener punched me so hard.
3. I'm going to wiener punch you so hard.

by Midnight Swallow December 7, 2010

Whiskey Wiener

The inability to attain an erection at the end of a night of aggressive alcohol consumption.

Justin: Yo, did you hook up with that ho last night?
Gus: Yeah, but I slammed back too many brews and got whiskey wiener. I couldn't get it in.
Justin: Gee whiz!

by BigLou4 December 18, 2011

Anita Wiener

A girl who loves hot dogs, sausages, bratwurst, and other types of meats.

Allana Childs was talking to Anita Wiener and Anita said "Happiness is often found in a hot sausage or 'dog' served in a long, soft roll and typically topped with various condiments."

by Allana Childs October 18, 2008

Hot Wiener

To have an STD most likely Gohnorrea giving your penis a burning or hot feeling

Austin: Bro I fucked this girl last week and now it burns when I pee.

Dustin: Bro you got a hot wiener get that shit checked out.

by aicwebbtmac November 16, 2017

finger or wiener

A game played while blindfolded, the winner is able to determine if they're being touched by a finger or a wiener. Generally enjoyed by homosexual men or North Dakota oil field workers.

Josh: "Hey bro I got some Smirnoff ice, wanna play finger or wiener?"

Random stranger: "Sure thing I will grab the blindfold and meet you at man camp!"

Passer by: "wanna make it a finger or wiener tournament?"

Finger or wiener can also be abbreviated to F or W

by Idahospud July 4, 2014