tiny wiener

An extremely small penis. Possibly the most humiliating way of referring to one.

The day after Ryan cheated on Mary, us girls all ganged up on him and stripped him naked. To really humiliate him, we chanted, "Ryan has a tiny wiener," over and over again!

by super hot Sarah May 19, 2010

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wiener baron

An overtly feminine heterosexual male.

"When Nancys boyfriend Jim came up to me and said ,"Hey sailor, how about a hug?", I knew he was a real wiener baron

by chauncey July 28, 2004

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Whiskey Wiener

The inability to attain an erection at the end of a night of aggressive alcohol consumption.

Justin: Yo, did you hook up with that ho last night?
Gus: Yeah, but I slammed back too many brews and got whiskey wiener. I couldn't get it in.
Justin: Gee whiz!

by BigLou4 December 10, 2011

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Wiener Punch

1. To punch someone in the wiener

2. To punch someone with ones wiener

1. I really want to wiener punch this guy.
2. Bob just wiener punched me so hard.
3. I'm going to wiener punch you so hard.

by Midnight Swallow December 06, 2010

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Anita Wiener

A girl who loves hot dogs, sausages, bratwurst, and other types of meats.

Allana Childs was talking to Anita Wiener and Anita said "Happiness is often found in a hot sausage or 'dog' served in a long, soft roll and typically topped with various condiments."

by Allana Childs August 31, 2008

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