Hamline Wireless

A wireless connection that is hardly ever functional.

Something that costs $35, but is actually worth far less.

Dude, don't go to that internet cafe, its like using Hamline Wireless.

You paid fifty bucks for that? That's like Hamline Wireless.

by 1L February 4, 2006

Coconut wireless

The Hawaiian concept of the Coconut Wireless is better than a cell phone! It is a wireless and fast way of communicating through word-of-mouth news or the sixth sense.

Example A: Friend 1: "Kealoha isn't home she went to the big island." Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard it on the coconut wireless."

Example B: Say you haven't seen your friend in a while and start to call them and get interrupted. Then they call you a minute later or show up on your doorstep. You are both connected to and tuned into the Coconut Wireless.

Friend 1: "Hey, I was going to call you"
Friend 2: Smiles knowingly, "I know. Heard dat on da Coconut Wireless."

by Smokey Rain July 18, 2016

wirelesspanda

a youtube channel that is just epic

he does gaming videos, and how-to videos
this is a channel with a good taste in music

dude that's as good as a wirelesspanda video

by mrbunnybear March 27, 2013

Jacks my wire

piss me off, angry, disappoint, or unacceptable

Your stupidly jacks my wire!

by nguyenc October 5, 2006

street wines

Mouthwash containing ethyl alcohol, consumed by ghetto bums as a beverage.

I say dere Kingfish, give me a sip of yo street wines, I gots de shakes comin on!

by Bomanicious May 20, 2010

hot wire

to start a car without the key

Some punk tried to hot wire my car.

by Light Joker April 3, 2006

Wiiesta

A party centered around the Nintendo Wii gaming system. A combination of the words "Wii" and "Fiesta".

Niko: Dude I totally just got Super Smash Brothers Brawl. We should totally have a Wiiesta!

Steve: Dude, you're so gay.

by Niko Jones March 14, 2008