Walnut Gum

The act of chewing on a pair of men's testicles

Tim says Kevin gives the best walnut gumming

by kcuc November 23, 2016

Walnut Testicals

Hairy balls

"Omg randy is sticking his Walnut Testicals in that mans ass!"

by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019

Walnut Stamp

Similar to the male equivalent of tea bagging; it is when a female puts her vagina on a friends forehead when they are not paying attention or passed out.

Lindsay’s friend passed out first at the bachelorette party, so they decided to walnut stamp her.

by Iverson Iverson April 11, 2022

brazilian walnut

The sexual act of inserting a walnut into a females vagina, then eating the walnut while it is still in the vagina.

Bitches love Brazilian walnuts.

by matt tagari January 27, 2014

Muddy Walnut

Similar to a Wet willy. One places finger into their anus, then proceeds to swirl said finger around in an unsuspecting victims ear.

I was going to give her a wet willy, but she crossed the line. That girl definitely received an extra juicy muddy walnut.

by MuddyWalnut May 29, 2017

Canadian Walnut

When you cut off one of your testicles with a rusty pair of scissors, call it sweet names (like Steve and A Good Bread) and shove it down your best friend's throat with a corkscrew.

"Oh man, Dave. I gave Dwight a heck of a Canadian Walnut last night. He then paid me with corn."
"Now its my turn, Brett,"

by Gorfé McSchnoodle June 8, 2018

Winter walnut

The tightly bound, ridged and rippled condition of the scrotum that happens during the colder months of the year, paying soft homage to the outer shell of a walnut.

Dude, turn off the AC. It’s the middle of July and I’m rocking a winter walnut over here!

by W.W. Gnuttsack June 27, 2019