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Weed-Wacking

When a male continuously waves his penis over and through a female's bushy pubic hair.
Ian: My girl hasnt shaved in weeks, and she wonders why we dont have sex.

Kyle:Try weed-wacking, she might think its hot.
by srg_turtle June 8, 2009
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spider whacking

The art of whacking spider webs on a boat with a boom.
Laura keeps the boat clean of spiders by spider whacking.
by j1stoop December 9, 2008
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e-whacking

Hitting/striking someone over Instant Messenger, ICQ, mIRC, etc. Usually in a playful banter. Also can be used over e-mail
/me hits you over the head with a large trout.
*bam* you is dead!!!!!1 lol!!
I'm totally e-whacking you over teh face!
by Philip George October 1, 2005
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weed wacking

Action that is requested by one's marital partner, or close friend, to carry out; this action is revolting because it involves the visual exposure, and handling, of one's extremely hairy bodily parts; this action is usually performed to relieve one's self of heat exhaustion from having a tremendous amount of hair.
In order to be able to fit into his tuxedo, libraty had invited his wife to a morning of weed wacking his back.
by The Angry Azian May 22, 2009
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Whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon

Term used by women to hide the fact that they are masturbating instead of cooking dinner for their kids.
Kid: Mom! I'm hungry!
Mom: It'll be ready soon. I'm whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon.
by Thoxis October 27, 2018
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anal bush wacking

A ritual that involves the slapping of an object, generally penis shaped, onto the arse cheeks of a woman, or man, with a hairy arsehole.
The object, generally penis shaped, has to be in contact with the hair on every slap.
Ronald, do you remember that time you went anal bush wacking with Linda?
by The real Frizzledick July 7, 2016
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Whacking the Monster

1)masturbation

2)hitting a bullie at a school/work place
"Man I'm tired from whacking the monster last night"

"Jerald began Whacking the Monster that had called a poop-nugget his entire life"
by PeRf3Ct C1rClE June 4, 2009
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