Polar Vortex 

That act of performing fellatio with an ice in one's mouth and swallowing the semen and whole ice cube in one go.

So last night, Wendy came over and she tried to do a polar vortex but she sneezed and it came out her nose.

Polar Vortex by Jack_Fox_11 January 8, 2014

hershey vortex 

when the mouth of one person is placed around the butthole region of another and the poop is forcefully sucked out. once the poop is thoroughly in place in the mouth the feces is then swooshed around till it is liquidy and then swallowed in a vortex fashion.

person1: boy I gotta poop but don't feel like pushing.
person2: don't sweat it bro I'll give Hershey vortex!
person1: golly am I lucky to have a pal like you! (while pulling down pants and under pants)
person2: mutual feelings buddy. (while placing mouth around pooper and sucking out feces and then swooshing it inbetween the teeth in order to get the poop as refined as possible and then swallowing in a vortex fashion)

hershey vortex by momma crazy August 29, 2009

Trailing vortex 

The trailing vortex, also known, smewhat erroneously, as the 'wingtip vortex', is created due to the pressure differentials between the upper and lower sides of an aircraft wing. The resultant vorticity 'coils up' to form distinct trailin vortices, trailing from the wingtips. The assumption of perfect line-vortex systems from the wingtips is inherent in the horseshoe vortex model.

The trailing vortex was visible in the air.

Trailing vortex by victorhadin December 7, 2003

facebook vortex 

The suspension of time when you are on facebook. You may think you've been on for 5 minutes, but when you look at the clock you realize it's been 2 hours. You've been sucked into the facebook vortex.

Sorry I didn't call you- I got on facebook at 8, and got sucked into the facebook vortex! Next thing I knew it was 11!

I haven't heard from her in days, but I've seen a lot of her posts- she must have been sucked into the facebook vortex!

facebook vortex by catuzcat May 17, 2010

iq vortex 

A phrase used to describe someone of such little intelligence that they themselves seem to suck the very intelligence out of other average to intelligent human beings.
The idea is derived from the theory that someone can in fact be so inadequate that when they speak or perform an unintelligent act that there "Negative IQ" creates a suction or "Vortex" where nearby intelligence quotients spiral out of control into IQ absolute zero.
It is now commonly used as a put down to someone who says or does something dumb or to insult a generally unintelligent person.

Dumb person: "I beleive in ghosts"
Avrg person: "Thats a shame, try not be an IQ vortex when there are so many people around"

Dumb Person: "The federal government should have more authority in our lives"
Avrg Person: "HEY IQ VORTEX: please do the country a favor and never vote you fat prick"

Dumb Person: "lol"
Avrg Person: "I wish aids just squirted you in the face for typing that; you ignorant IQ vortex"

iq vortex by Dr. wilkins III July 19, 2007

Morale Vortex

Someone who cant see the lighter side of life. Glass half empty kind of person who's whole goal in life is to suck the morale out of every person they meet. Usually the one finding a problem when there isnt one....

Shit dude, stop complaining, you're a flippin morale vortex you are.

Morale Vortex by mikeythatsme April 13, 2010

Philly Vortex 

When you're done wrong by the underground scum in Philly and you expose them and they gang up on you more.

"Hey stop spreading rumours about me you childish imps" "Shut up,you sound like an idiot" "Oh what happened,did I hit some truth in there?" And so on...Philly Vortex.

Philly Vortex by JoeNJ2 August 28, 2016