Vanity Post

A self-doting submission to Urban Dictionary, usually under the title of one’s own name, for the sole purpose of stroking the adolescent ego of a budding sociopath.

“Billy spent all of class writing a rambling vanity post, because that’s what happens when your parents tell you you’re so special but also don’t discipline”.

by Rustbelt_Noir May 7, 2019

Vanity

When Adisco beats everyone and gets to the finals only to chop last.

Adisco is the new definition for Vanity.

by gob3master July 5, 2018

Vanity

Vanity is when you are selfish and feel like you are better than other people

You are like shitty vanity

by CrazyNorwegian May 22, 2020

vanity wedding

A destination wedding that is planned to create undue expense, little to do for the guests, short duration, and (foremost) create a “hey, look at me/us” event for the loving but entitled couple.

“OMG, I accompanied my girlfriend to this vanity wedding which cost us a lot of money for a 15 minute glamour photo-op for the bride and groom. They had no concept of the expenses involved for everyone. They should have eloped. We’d all be happier.”

by DiogenesLives January 1, 2024

christina's vanity

a fucking bbw kween who has no boundaries. Also seen in a group named the "Unicorn Horn Squad"

Hey it's another bbw account.
No you uncultured swine that's not any bbw account that's fucking CHRISTINA'S VANITY

by regina phalangay January 6, 2019

christina's vanity

a fucking bbw kween who has no boundaries. Also seen in a group named the "Unicorn Horn Squad"

Hey it's another bbw account.
No you uncultured swine that's not any bbw account that's fucking CHRISTINA'S VANITY

by regina phalangay January 6, 2019