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A specific reference to an episode of The Critic, in which a Jay Sherman reacts to a flaming parade float crashing into a production of the broadway show Cats.
1000 Coldplay CD's fell into the river? And nothing of value was lost!
by asterios jones June 22, 2011
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"what the hell" value

When someone does something for no particular reason, just to see the results.
Andy and Bolt pwned 200 people just for the "what the hell" value
by Andy Light Kai March 27, 2004
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Create Value

A term used by businesses in an effort to motivate their employees. The term refers to making the business appear more valuable to potential customers than it really is. Traditional techniques include making lobbies look prettier and more modern, up-selling services, and telling customers what they need (to benefit the business).

Usually relegated to managerspeak (that elusive tongue used by the higher-ups in a company).

Synonyms: Tactical lying, business strategy, corporate plan
Big Boss: "We need to create value for our company."
Manager 1: "We are really creating value for our business by putting these flowers and pictures all over the lobby."
Manager 2: "We certainly are, but I think we need to create more value by installing a chocolate fountain in the boardroom."
by birdbrain5381 January 4, 2012
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great value pussy

Bitch, you have to have that great value pussy.
by im batman clit December 5, 2016
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Tesco Value Lemmings

The Tesco Value Lemming is the natural evolution of the ordinary lemming, sped up by the effect of nuclear radiation from Tesco's main power source. The Tesco Value Lemming is blue and white, and leaps off doorsteps and low shelves.

Occasionally more daring ones can be bred which will jump off fences, windowsills or use tiny bikes to leap over pits of spikes or flames. They are generally taken as the alpha males of the group, or "shop floor", until the mis-judge a jump and plummet to their death in the frozen foods section.
"I was going to buy a hamster today, but I found two Tesco Value Lemmings for only 99p!"
by Dave Beaste April 26, 2006
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perceived value

Perceived value is an intangible measurement to define elitism or fortune. 1. A credit card company issues a black credit card by invitation only. A second credit card also issues a black credit card for a fee. Both cards are perceived value cards because they offer prestige for not apparent reason. 2. A leased luxury vehicle that is far too expensive to purchase. A perceived value car often sits unused for the final three months to avoid the fifty cent per mile surcharge.
"Bob placed his black credit card in plain sight before the waiter brought the check. The perceived value of the card inflated Bob's ego."

"Claire and her friends drove sixty miles from their perceived value gated community to Laguna Beach or lunch."

"Claire used her perceived value black credit card to cover lunch. Afterward, her friends laughed because she had the wrong type of black card."

"Thomas leased a $150K luxury coupe. He could barely make the payments, but the perceived value of the car turned lots of heads."
by FarFromThinken July 17, 2009
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gathering value

Leaving an object to increase in wealth.

also used as an insultive term for someone's laziness or uselessness. As if completing a task that the object relates to is so absurd to the person it border lines on ridiculous incomprehension (a.k.a extreme redonkulessness)
Katie:Why has'nt Bruce mowed the lawn?
Emma:Because it's gathering value.
Katie:Oh Ok.
Emma:He is such a dead shit!
by Captain Good Words November 24, 2009
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