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Utler

Condom that is out of the wrapper. It has been used. There may be some cum within it or it may be coated in said cum.
Susan: How was your date last night?
Amy: It was going great and then he invited me over. Things got a little steamy but then he pulled out an Utler!

Susan: What a dope-y cunt!!
by RinTin October 2, 2017
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Umile

is a mentally unstable sociopath that enjoys the suffering of others. A Umile typically has beautiful brown luscious hair.

Girls have mixed emotions about an Umile, either you like him or you don't. A typical Umile disapoints his parents to the point of insanity. A Umile is qwirky with many passions like knitting and fishing.
girl1: wow look at that fucking guy, why is he eating lotion

guy1: He's probably a Umile
by NIGAFISH February 18, 2019
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util

An entirely made up word used to describe a poker group's inability to 1)count chips, or; 2) understand the true value of the chips involved in the game.
1) "How many utils do we get?"; 2)"I raise you 10,000 utils"; 3) "I lost all my utils to a 2-3 off suit.”
by M. Bachand July 4, 2005
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en temps et lieux utiles

French phrase meaning essentially, a combination of "when the time is right (for you to know)" and "if and when you will be mature enough (to know)".
son: Dad, who is Jerry Sandusky? I keep hearing his name a lot lately on Fox News. And how is it possible for a coach to be accused of something so serious?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles. Now go sleep tight.
by Sexydimma September 29, 2012
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en temps et lieux utiles

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to know something"
son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother Jerry who is 16, i;s learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, but, as of today, at the tender age of 13, you are definitely not old enough. Now go sleep tight.
by Sexydimma December 22, 2012
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en temps et lieux utiles

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn something"
son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother Jerry who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, as of today, at the tender age of 13, you are definitely not old enough.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2013
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en temps et lieux utiles

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn something"
son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, at age 13, you are definitely not old enough. now, go to bed.
by Sexydimma March 26, 2013
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