Bacon Umbrella

A muffin top at extends beyond that of a normal muffin top often including stretch marks.

Guy 1:Man! Look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attacked by Freddy Kruger.

Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.

by MilkingBerry May 9, 2016

Pink Umbrella

A witty euphemism for vagina

Is it wet out? I turned that thirsty Pink Umbrella inside out

by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018

smoking umbrella

A charred corpse found in a burning home..

The fireman screamed out " we got another smoking umbrella left in the hallway."

by trickydicky January 13, 2023

A British umbrella

The noun that stops an ejaculation from happening, physical or mental.

A flash in my mind of my grandpa naked was such a British umbrella while I was doing it.

by Casey5Star January 4, 2013

Umbrolla

When two bros share an umbrella.

Dude can we make an umbrolla right now? Its pouring outside. No homo.

by broposter October 1, 2014

Umbrell

Umbrell (verb(əmbrɛl)). To shield oneself from falling entities such as rain.

Present tense: I umbrell; one umbrells
Past tense: One umbrelled
Past imperfect: One used to umbrell

Other connotations: enumbrell, brollify

Rain poured down on bob, but luckily his hood umbrelled him.

by Qwazor November 28, 2019

Wet Umbrella

The act or process of giving someone a wet umbrella:

noun: While having sex and the man being underneath the woman in a reverse cowgirl position, the girl will raise up off of the man’s penis just to the tip as so her pussy may make the shape of an umbrella and where the man’s penis will be the handle. After making the umbrella the woman proceeds to pee thus creating the wet umbrella effect.

This is not to ever be confused with a golden shower.

Visiting Washington DC you may be able to capture a wet umbrella bag, the only true protection against a wet umbrella!

Man Stephanie just gave Louis the best wet umbrella ever.

Amelia and John were having great sex until Amelia gave him a wet umbrella!

Girl can you ride up to the tip of my dick and give me a wet umbrella?

by Milissa H (TL) August 16, 2008