twit-slap

the act in which Twitter prevents a user from publishing more then 140 characters. Other forms include twit-slapping, twit-slapped, twit-slapee, twit-slapper
Harold had a great day, but he could not summarize it without being twit-slapped.
by mcandp2 July 19, 2010
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Net-Twit

A Net-Twit is an over user of the popular site "twitter". Net-Twits feel important by replying to celebrities and posting their own tweets and pretending that people follow. The other guideline to being a Nit-Twit is that they log into twitter multiple times per day and are addicted to it.
"Jenny just tweeted that she had a massive dump. That is her third tweet already today! What a Net-Twit."
by darkshadow29 September 09, 2011
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nit-twit

A person who constantly tweets, flooding you with inane details about their daily activities.
John is a total nit-twit, I've gotten 20 tweets from him this morning, the most interesting of which being that his cat loved the new cat food.
by golden wench October 14, 2009
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twitter twit

someone who uses twitter in stupid ways, or to cause drama, spread rumors.

I can't even deal with Luke anymore, he's such a twitter twit.
by liztastic March 15, 2009
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face-twit

(function: noun)

(pronunciation: feys-twit)

1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.

2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.

3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
1. Joe is a face-twit for getting fired from her job because she kept surfing Twitter posts during work hours.

2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.

3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
by Emperor of the Americas August 29, 2010
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Mitt the twit

Mitt the twit is a racist homophobic frat boy who wants to be president so he and his Mormon buddies can loot the US treasury. Mitt the twit says that if Dumbyass can loot the US treasury, why can't I?
Filthy Rich Vampires for Romney support "Mitt the twit."
by Jim Creamer August 19, 2012
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twit twir

Damien liked to twit twir by continually tweeting about Alan's trust fund and heated car seats.
by Pineapple Bun April 09, 2009
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