twat

female sexual organ or punch on nose

"im going to twat you round the head with a frying pan" or "let me lick your twat"

by paez January 6, 2007

Twat

Twatt, a town in the Orkney Isles - Scotland

I live at Twatt

by David January 6, 2007

twat

Short for Trans World Airlines Tea...the official tea that was served on this now defunct airline.

Attractive stewardess: Good afternoon, would you care for some T.W.A. coffee?

Male passenger: No thanks, but I'd love a taste of your T.W.A. tea. *winks*

by vagitarian January 6, 2007

twat

other wise known as muff gone mouldy

close your legs i can smell your twat!

by Anonymous January 6, 2007

twat

Another name for a chick's pussy.

Another way to say "what?"

That bitch's twat is gettin wet already.

Twat? I cunt hear you.

by kippy January 6, 2007

TWAT

The War Against Terror

Terrorists are assholes.

by Rick James January 6, 2007

twatted

The past-tense of the verb word "tweet" in reference to the social networking site Twitter, as defined by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA. To "tweet" means to provide short answers to the question "What are you doing?" To "twat" or to have "twatted" means to used Twitter sometime in the past. Get your head out of the gutter.

Meredith Vieira: "Do you Twitter?"
Stephen Colbert: "I have Twatted."

by drcolbertDFA March 20, 2009