Grandma’s Trout

Granny’s old fish smelling, swollen, droopy, diaper fuzz, piss infested, scabby, grandpa’s spunk holding vagina. Resembles a gutted brown trout.

Hey Andy check out grandma’s Trout over there. Her diaper is getting full and droopy and you can see that old smelly flapper peeking out from underneath her moo moo.

Andy: you’re damn right I’m starting to drip looking at that tasty trout. Yummy!

by Spoonyt69 April 7, 2022

trout call

Often employed by rustics, a Trout Call is what you call it when you fart in hip-waders while fishing.

"Virgil, how're you catchin' so many more than me? "
"Well, I went down the truck stop this mornin' and got me a new trout call!"

by Matt Eagle March 11, 2008

Troutbag

Females who look pretty and sexy, but there annoying, extreamly poor, sexual history could produce lists only nightmares are made off and without make-up.....GEEEZ,

more common terms include slut, slag whore, etc etc

Terry - yo, i just met a fine ass girl.
Huston - who? i dont see none?
Terry - her, right infront of you, her names jezebell!
Huston - WUT?....damn man, she a proper troutbag, run while you still can!

by Kest1 May 30, 2009

troutpillow

When a male sticks his genitals between his legs, making it appear as if the genitals are nonexistent and that he is a female.

In the movie The Silence of the Lambs, the psychopathic serial killer who skins his victims demonstrates the troutpillow as he pretends that he is a female.

by Richard Gump September 28, 2009

Trout Pearls

A womans vaginal dingle berries

The force of his penis in her behind created an explosion of trout pearls on her chicken hair.

by Wustah999 July 22, 2018

Trout Fisher

One who enjoys anal sex. If you are going to fish, might as well fish for the brown trout.

I heard Darian is a trout fisher. Imma find out tonight.

Carl likes to do a little trout fishing with the twinks.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018

trout end

A name for the top of a woman’s beaver trap, her cunt hole.

She was gobbling away on my purple headed love truncheon, I was so close to blasting my nut custard so I whipped it out and smashed it in her trout end.

by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020