trouser phlegm

noun.

what a man makes when he has a wet dream or premature ejaculation

1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"

2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."

by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009

trousersnout

slang for penis

noun)Yo...I cant wait to give that hoe my trousersnout.

Verb) Me and my homegirls are at the bar trousersnoutting.(on the hunt for penis.)

by MR. Lickalotapuss July 30, 2009

Trouser Cleavage

The space that is formed when a man's pants falls below the ass crack and then the waistband pushes the cheeks together to form cleavage.

Dude, pull your pants up, your trouser cleavage is making everyone sick.

by THoffy March 5, 2010

trouserial

Typically relating, but not exclusive to, a form of banter with a heavy emphasis placed on the sensitive area of persons trouser area. Particularly the groin region.

For heaven's sake, I'm leaving, this conversation is becoming too ... trouserial for my taste.

by Mr. E. Stain February 17, 2018

Quantum Trouser Event Affliction

An afflicition tht causes a person to randomly be sucked through a tear in the space time continuum and be dropped somewhere else wearing different trousers.

Andrew found himself in vegas wearing chinos after suffering a Quantum Trouser Event Affliction attack.

by Ricshah September 22, 2010

Punch Up The Trousers

A gay man who hides his sexuality and acts straight.

" See that man at the bar" " i think he is a punch up the trousers"

by fitchy jnr December 19, 2021

Trouser Tent

When you have major wood in the crotchal area but you are wearing some sort of loose garment around there so your purple headed yogurt slinger is clearly visible- thus like a tent

'Dude, How many does your Trouser Tent accomodate!'

by I JI IP IL A W I June 9, 2009