Trenton, FL

A small town about 30 miles west of Gainesville, FL. The main attractions currently include a Subway, an old train depot now used primarily for town events, and the elementary and high schools. No one notable has yet to emerge from this town, and if you are planning to go there, advice from a resident: don't.

Person 1: Where are you from?

Person 2: Trenton.

Person 1: Trenton, New Jersey?

Person 2: No, Trenton, Florida.

by Ellienigmatic January 18, 2011

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The biggest, loudest, ugliest trash pile you can find, and is also a human anchor. He tends to hold the team down with his absurdity and rudeness, which is a level high enough to destroy humanity alone.

Lil bitch
Man, he's such a Trenton

by Frostie237 May 19, 2016

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Trenton

A boy who is very funny and sexy, but is superficial and cheats on his girlfriend because he knows he won't get caught. Usually wearing skinny jeans, Trentons like to have sexual relations with groupies who could possibly have STD's.

Groupie: hey Trenton I just saw your girlfriend across the street.
Trenton: aw shit girl u gotta get the fuck outta here!!!

by ms.mango September 21, 2010

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The Downriver community of Trenton was founded in 1834. It was then called Truaxton. In 1850, a new plat was recorded under the name of Trenton. It was again incorporated February 10, 1855. In 1929, a portion of Monguagon Township, called Sibley, was annexed to give Trenton it's present size. In 1957, Trenton became a city. Trenton sits to the west of Grosse Ile, to which it is connected by two bridges.

Joe: Where were you born Chris?
Chris: Why are you asking me that?
Joe: Making sure you still remember.
Chris: ........Trenton? Yup that's it's.

by Zarow May 9, 2009

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