by Rudy Giuliani 969797 August 9, 2021

A karen on the trails. Usually a middle-aged white woman who is hiking to "be mINdFUL" and "EnjOY nATure". However, unlike the people who follow common trail courtesy, these trail karens believe that the entire trail belongs to them. They walk slowly in the middle and refuse to move even if they see someone walking on the very edge of the trail to not bump into them. Then, they expect a thank you even though they didn't move a single inch to make room for others to pass.
Trail karens are also suburban nimbys, brunchtime liberals, and carholes. They complain about how crowded the trails are, but fail to realize that their car-loving suburban-sprawl lifestyle leaves the trails as the only place for others to exercise and get fresh air. Bonus if they bring their aggressive dogs on the hike, let them attack others, and don't pick up after them.
Covid makes trail karens even worse. These trail karens identify anyone with inferior masks as republican karens without realizing how hard it is to run with a thick mask in the first place. They feel like they are doing something morally good by shaming the runners with surgical-level masks or bandanas in the 1 second of risky contact they have. This risky contact could be avoided if the trail karens decide to move off to the side of the trail, but instead, these karens blame the faster runners for being insensitive about covid.
Trail karens are also suburban nimbys, brunchtime liberals, and carholes. They complain about how crowded the trails are, but fail to realize that their car-loving suburban-sprawl lifestyle leaves the trails as the only place for others to exercise and get fresh air. Bonus if they bring their aggressive dogs on the hike, let them attack others, and don't pick up after them.
Covid makes trail karens even worse. These trail karens identify anyone with inferior masks as republican karens without realizing how hard it is to run with a thick mask in the first place. They feel like they are doing something morally good by shaming the runners with surgical-level masks or bandanas in the 1 second of risky contact they have. This risky contact could be avoided if the trail karens decide to move off to the side of the trail, but instead, these karens blame the faster runners for being insensitive about covid.
Trail Karen: I can't be a karen because I looove nature and I'm so mindful....
Everyone else on the trail: Yeah, well you're still a self-entitled idiot
Everyone else on the trail: Yeah, well you're still a self-entitled idiot
by Strava_addict_3 March 11, 2021

Guy 1: hey man do you have a happy trail ?
Guy 2: no I broke down and gave myself a depression trail.
Guy 2: no I broke down and gave myself a depression trail.
by Depressiontrailman October 6, 2019

The mess/destruction left behind after a KIM brings her kid/s anywhere to do physical and emotional damage to the scene
by PertnearPerfect April 17, 2019

The hair line that begins just below a man's chest, runs down the middle of the abdomen and leads to the pubic region.
by fraterg May 11, 2003

People who are way too serious about the rules of the local hike and bike trail. They often yell at people who break the rules.
by mikew71772 March 7, 2007

She said she couldn't hang out because she had a doctors appointment, but i follwed the myspace trail and she was actually out with some other guy.
We've located the missing person! I checked his myspace trail and it says he's in rio.
We've located the missing person! I checked his myspace trail and it says he's in rio.
by tinyastronaut December 12, 2008
