snaggle toothed franken-boobies

Breasts of such horrid mutilation by forces of nature or botched augmentation, that they are often mistaken for Dr. Frankensteins monster.

Whoa, get a load of Tera Reids snaggle toothed franken-boobies!

by Guy Smith January 5, 2008

Tootsie Roll Nipples

The large, brown, thumb-like nipples that accompany over-use of steroids.

Hey, did you see Barry Bonds' Tootsie Roll Nipples last week? If those things had thumb joints, he could eat chinese food without a fork!

by undertowpull December 16, 2011

Tootsie Hole

An asshole with anal excretement around the circumference.

May I toungepunch your tootsie hole?

by TYPR February 2, 2013

Toothless horse eating an apple

The maximum level of power when performing cunnilingus. What it lacks in technique, it makes up for in lifting women off their feet like a seal balancing a ball on its nose.

Last night, I got high on bath salts and went down on my gf like a toothless horse eating an apple.

by Eleven Tails December 19, 2019

toothbeef

Particles of meat suspended in a beverage

"Katherine left toothbeef in my bottle! im pissed!"

by blowjob master September 1, 2021

mexican tootsie roll

when some one deficates in a tootsie roll rapper and gives it to someone

man that fucker just gave me a mexican tootsie roll

by trav1234 February 24, 2010

Toothless Bulldog

when a womans vagina is smashed from years of cock pounding to where it looks like a toothless bulldog

hey reevse that cougar has a toothless bulldog

by easypleaser November 26, 2009