Horse Toothed Jackass

Member of the orangutan family known for the powerful odor of its breath, inability to work efficiently, and massive front teeth.

"The Horse Toothed Jackass is commonly hunted by ivory dealers."

by Lo Wang August 14, 2003

glittery toothbrush

Glittery toothbrush is a game mainly used for gay guys.
The rules are:
one guy puts glitter on his penis and the other one tries to suck it all off in a certain time.
Up to four people can play this game

Jeffrey: hey jorge you wanna come over for a game of glittery toothbrush?
Jorge: sure man,i'll get the dicks you get the glitter!
Jeffrey: ok see you later. ;)

by Mrs.Duck August 16, 2006

toothbrush scan

When you bring a date to your place and she scans your bathroom for evidence of another girl living with you.
Usually the search begins by looking for a second toothbrush.

"Hey Girl, will you stop digging through my medicine cabinet?! I told you I'm single. There's no need to do a toothbrush scan"

by csguy December 11, 2009

toothbrush

a new masturbation device invented by jenni haynes (best when battery powered)

sticky bristles

by Nick Hogue February 17, 2004

Tooter Wrench

When a girls vagina is too lose. Take your right hand and insert your thumb into the asshole. Then torque it to the right to give a tighter sensation to the vagina. Always remember the golden rule, 'righty tighty, lefty loosy'.

Man Morgan's vagina was so loose I just had to give the the tooter wrench.

by Aujasc123 June 22, 2009

saber-toothed crotch cricket

AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.

Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.

by BigP July 2, 2005

toothbrush

v. To leave a toothbrush in the bathroom of the person you are dating, usually without their consent, in order to take the relationship to the next level.

Dude #1: "Dude, I got toothbrushed last night!"
Dude #2: "What, how long have you been seeing her!?"
Dude #3: "Only three months!!"

Girl #1: "Can you believe this guy tried to toothbrush me after just one week?"
Girl #2: "What a desperate loser."

by Thomas Malenke August 20, 2011