Toobr

Named after lord toobr’s curse, which causes you to turn into clay for the rest of ur life if you mention lord toobr

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by KnowledgeLover10 February 13, 2023

Doobie Toobie

A jar used to discreetly hide marajuana and to eliminate the scent. Commonly used by teens so they do not get caught by their parents.

Tim's parents smelt the weed in his pocket, he needs a doobie toobie.

by Mossworth Randäll November 29, 2016

Me Toobin

horrified Zoom attendees forced to watch Jeff Toobin jerk off

Jane attended virtual staff meeting on Zoom and noticed a strange action happening in one of the boxes. Just then she spotted Jeffrey Toobin massaging his trouser snake and was about to reach climax. "OMFG did you see that?" she texted her work pal. "We just got Me Toobin'ed! Gross!"

by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020

Rippin' a toob

Bong hit, clearing the chamber, stoned.

"The only way I deal with my boss, is by rippin' a tube before go to work"

by doug April 24, 2003

Tooblate

Bird with long tubular beak that cannot be opened like a conventional bird. Bird that is grounded. When the tooblate gets angry or is disturbed by a preditor it activates its self destruct sequence. Hence the aged old phrase "If you can hear the Tooblate, its toolate."

"Damnit Bob I can hear the call of the tooblate!! Run!!!!!"

by davidgrover January 10, 2004

Pube Toob

Refers to something of topic that a pubescent boy or girl would search/watch on youtube.

"I caught Hank trying to peep some titties on pube toob last night."

by HeroHandy May 4, 2019

toob

cross between sombody who is both a tool and a noob, a huge insult that nobody has ever thought of yet... until now! Similar to a gulible fool who looks up the word gullible in the dictionary after being told it isn't there.

only a true toob would ever bother to look up the word toob on urbandictionary.com

by nVidia July 29, 2006