i told you dog

use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.

example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!

by 22 years November 20, 2020

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Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

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They told us not to say anything

Clearly... CLEARLY! Bastards! Bastards all of you! WHO!? WHY!? I spent YEARS doing this and do you know how little it took to convince you to NOT SAY ANYTHING!? "Don't say anything. Don't acknowledge him." THAT'S IT! And at what cost!?

Hym "Yeah!? Don't fucking say anything? 'They told us not to say anything' he says. I mean, it isn't YOUR fault but are YOU FOR FUCKING REAL!? I mean, I know! I know there has to be some kind of agreement but DAMN! THEY!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO TO ✌️✊️✌️✊️THEY✌️✊️✌️✊️!? I'll give you a hint! It starts with 'NU' and ends with 'KE.' Right after a nice, long, rousing round of torture! Jesus fucking christ man! You're fucking stupid for going along with this. You know that right? All you had to do... Was what Jordan just did to fucking Elon. Except to me. 'I agree it's cruel and unusual. Here's a fucking lawyer.' AND BAM! YOUR KIDS DON'T TO IT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S KID AND GET THEIR FUCKING BRAIN BLOWN OUT! GODDAMNIT GUYS! And now I have to just fucking sit here! And then I HAVE TO KILL YOUR KIDS! Why!? Because you listen to them instead of me! THAT'S WHY! Fucking assholes! Here I go! Force myself to sleep to got to this piece of shit gas station."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

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i told you to smile

Roblox urban legend

If you play a horror game like the mimic and see blood on the door if you open it you will get jumpscared by I told you to smile after that when you sleep you will hear I told you to smile whispering and then at 3 AM you will be killed by I told you to smile and hw will draw a smile on your face with your blood

by Kolby Michael Twndy August 12, 2022

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told bro we geek hard

A phrase commonly used among used on social media, to describe someone who is visibly under the influence of drugs, often to a significant degree. It's typically used in a casual, sometimes humorous context, acknowledging the intense effects of drug use.

Jeff: "Bro, Miles just hit three blinkers earlier, he hasn’t moved for 20 minutes."*
- Mike: "Told bro we geek hard."

by skullbowl444 November 27, 2023

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